Brian Colton

Former traveler, concert goer,skier, camper. Current husband, parent and workin' stiff

[Brian Colton @BrianColton7]

I don’t know who needs to hear this , but you all need to eat some fucking vegetables

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@skeletired You can dm if you need to vent.

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@BradLeeOnBass I don’t often read a book twice but I did with this one. Be warned: it hit WAY different after I had a kid

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@skeletired I’d like it if Kamala would just start casually mentioning that she won’t certify the results.

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@JoshEakle Maybe that mother fucker should have explained it to them BEFORE the election

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@thejackhopkins But we’ve sure painted ourselves into a corner with the whole free and fair election shit

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@skeletired Also I’m fucking exhausted. My plan is to consume way less media and ride it out.

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@9and10News Not a newscaster. A fucking weatherman

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@kmneilso 💔

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I feel so stupid for having hope. And worse than that I feel terrible that I got my kids’ hopes up

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@Kaz229Kaz 💔

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@MnSpacegirl2021 A hard rain is gonna fall

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Can we at least all agree that texting our phones every 10 seconds begging is not a winning strategy

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My fellow Americans never cease to shock and horrify me. I honestly can’t fathom the next four years

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@dreamflower127 Not good

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I think I’m going to vomit

[Derek Johnson @derekjESQ]

Friendly reminder: Every red state on the map so far, Trump also won in 2020 and still lost the election.

[Brian Colton @BrianColton7]

Watching all the backwater states come in is always horrifying

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@cowfartzzz @Luthier122 @RickSteves Yes maga man please tell us about grifters.

[Brian Colton @BrianColton7]

@BrettFavre Did you put god first when you stole all that welfare $ from poor people?

[Brian Colton @BrianColton7]

@PhunkyWitch But what if I haven’t evolved as a person since 1990 and I think I’m too cool?