Brian Cornford

Cat tamer. A heartbeat away from being President of my house.

[Brian Cornford @BrianCornford]

@maximum_chips Sorry to inform you they've been renamed 'PRAUKUS'.

[Brian Cornford @BrianCornford]

@westaustralian Teacup, meet storm.

[Brian Cornford @BrianCornford]

@NewWaveAndPunk I always wondered what happened to LaVerne after the split with Shirley.

[Brian Cornford @BrianCornford]

@NewWaveAndPunk I still play it regularly. It’s a beauty.

[Brian Cornford @BrianCornford]

@RonFilipkowski I bet the other kids in the playground really like that one.

[Brian Cornford @BrianCornford]

@PulpLibrarian How to spot the warning signs:
1) your opponent turns up to the game in a balaclava.

[Brian Cornford @BrianCornford]

@NoContextBrits Happy hour?

[Brian Cornford @BrianCornford]

@BernardZuel @YaThinkN Faaark!

[Brian Cornford @BrianCornford]

@CampbellMander1 @mrtonymartin @strangerous10 Adds ‘Peter Dutton tribute band’ to her CV.

[Brian Cornford @BrianCornford]

@chrismoore34 @YaThinkN Boundary bingo.

[Brian Cornford @BrianCornford]

@jlandsme_93 @MitchellGlenn Can’t go on with it.

[Brian Cornford @BrianCornford]

@OzKitsch Raw chicken pavlova?

[Brian Cornford @BrianCornford]

@mehdirhasan Calling out his lies is “nasty”

[Brian Cornford @BrianCornford]

@PrivateEyeNews @Lloyd_Cole Gold

[Brian Cornford @BrianCornford]

@TheKennyDevine Those boots don’t lick themselves you know.

[Brian Cornford @BrianCornford]

@drvyom Making our cities more monster-truck friendly is a pretty weird policy.

[Brian Cornford @BrianCornford]

@simonahac Taxpayer funded long lunches where they all complain wasting taxpayers money.

[Brian Cornford @BrianCornford]

@FairAusADV Do the billionaires funding you think this is a good return on their investment?

[Brian Cornford @BrianCornford]

@davidfrum Excellent. Very funny.

[Brian Cornford @BrianCornford]

@TheKennyDevine @SharriMarkson Hold the front page!