BrianCyaNide

Photographer, actor, comedian, polaroid enthusiast. I want to touch you all over.

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@Canada you’re usually pretty nice, but you’ve gotta get your shit together.

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We Americans are living in a fairytale, The Emperors New Clothes by Hans Christian Anderson.
#fairytale #trump #fdt #nokings

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@TimSheehyMT You’re a fkn liar. You did not attempt to deescalate the situation, you made it worse. You will forever be known as the fascist who broke that Marine’s arm.

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@devildog_gfunk @BenStiller @RepFine @BrendanCarrFCC Tell me you don’t have a clue by not telling me that you don’t have a clue.

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@Jillzarin ¡Jajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja!
I’ll translate that into English for you:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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@FIFAcom Are you going to revoke your fake Peace Prize from president Dumb Donald?

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Q: What’s the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and Charlie Kirk?

A: Epstein didn’t kill himself.

#ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles

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Has @sportswcoleman looked in the mirror?

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After that “awkward hand gesture”, I can see that @elonmusk is definitely Auschwistic.

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https://t.co/PwEZiiWIQD

@NJGov @NewJerseyOAG @newjersey

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Time for a change…
#BuffaloBills #newyorksonlyfootballteam
#newjerseyjets #newjerseygiants

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Does trying to watch less porn count as a New Year’s resolution?

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@netflix isn’t handling the live broadcast well.

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#safe #Epstein #EpsteinList

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@mmbosstones I was there…. It was so much fun.

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@SenSchumer … #censure @SenMullin for his pathetic, childish behavior for challenging @TeamsterSOB to a fistfight.
#unionstrong #unionsforamerica

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In my limited experience with the company, I have come to find that @subaru_usa is nice, but not kind.
#bekind #dontbenicebekind #badexperience

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@RpsAgainstTrump Keep our state’s name outta your fk’n mouth. @RepMTG

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Happy Pride to my friends in the family. Wave your flag. #Pride #PrideMonth #

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Lots of folks whining about #TheWhale winning for best make up saying “hire a fat person”. It’s called acting. Gay people are hired to play straight roles and vice versa. How many gay actors would have a chance if they only hired straight people for those roles? Sit down.