Brian Desatnik

[Brian Desatnik @BrianDesatnik]

#jurrasicquest was an awful and way overpriced event. Absolutely no information about the dinosaurs on display, and the “rides” they had were the same things infront of grocery stores that cost .25 cents. Really disappointed at the lack of information and education

[Brian Desatnik @BrianDesatnik]

@Hersheys I don’t know what you guys were thinking when you decided to put chunks of actual cake in your birthday cake ice cream

[Brian Desatnik @BrianDesatnik]

@MilwaukeeTool I have maybe an hour of runtime on the m-18 fuel table saw and the degree sticker is falling off. Is this something I should claim under the warranty?

[Brian Desatnik @BrianDesatnik]

@MilwaukeeTool is there any chance that Milwaukee will be coming out with their own line of laser levels?

[Brian Desatnik @BrianDesatnik]

Some actual friends that are outgoing and not lazy would be pretty cool to have.

[Brian Desatnik @BrianDesatnik]

Losing her and her love is like losing a ship full of treasure at sea. She was taking you where you needed to go, and had everything you could ever ask for. But it’s all gone now, you know she’s still out there , but you’ll never be able to recover her.

[Brian Desatnik @BrianDesatnik]

I bet if park rangers were made to pick up any trash they see during their shift, they would be on the look out for people littering and handing out more tickets and helping fix the littering problems caused from igborant people

[Brian Desatnik @BrianDesatnik]

@sovarocoolers Your 28oz version isn’t truly 28oz. I had room for maybe 3 small ice cubes after pouring in a 24oz @TwistedTea

[Brian Desatnik @BrianDesatnik]

@sovarocoolers so I bought one of your 28 oz. tumblers. Can you tell me why a 24oz can filled it up? I was figuring 28oz would leave room for ice, after pouring in a 24oz can

[Brian Desatnik @BrianDesatnik]

Keep considering maybe dating again. But I have this shit tendency to fuck it up with girls you shouldn’t fuck it up with. But they weren’t who they made themselves have me believe they were either. I’m just lost anymore

[Brian Desatnik @BrianDesatnik]

I doubt I’ll ever get over how much regret I have for choosing scum when I had the best life right in front of me

[Brian Desatnik @BrianDesatnik]

I just don’t get it. Absolutely no reason for it

[Brian Desatnik @BrianDesatnik]

She’ll always have a special place in my heart and be forever grateful for much positive impact she had in me that made the best years of my life possible. I hope there’s Someone out there that truly deserves her. I haven’t met a guy that comes close. She’s truly a #unicorn

[Brian Desatnik @BrianDesatnik]

I was really looking forward to treating myself to a big bowl of fruit and dip, after sweating my ass off in the garage working on a project for my nephew. But no. My lazy piece of shit sister ruined that for me

[Brian Desatnik @BrianDesatnik]

Not only is she pitifully incompetent. She’s lazy as Fuck to boot. Ate most of fruit and all of my fruit dip, didn’t bother to make more, knowing damn well the stuff to make more is here.

[Brian Desatnik @BrianDesatnik]

We need more bats, way more bats. Any time I drive at night , my windshield gets completely covered in bugs. Sometimes there’s so many that it sounds like rain. Ridiculous

[Brian Desatnik @BrianDesatnik]

Holy shit the moon is huge right now

[Brian Desatnik @BrianDesatnik]

@MilwaukeeTool really having a hard time trying to understand why the dust port on the miter saw isn’t compatible with the vacuum 🤨 surely there’s a logical explanation and isn’t an engineering mistake

[Brian Desatnik @BrianDesatnik]

I was thinking that’d it’d be fun to do a weekend camping/fishing trip, until I remembered I don’t have any friends to go with

[Brian Desatnik @BrianDesatnik]

What kind of shit mother, tells their son, (which is a combat veteran) to kill themselves on Memorial Day? My mother, that’s the kind of mother to say some shit like that. What little respect I had left for her is gone