Brian Eastham

Follow me. I rarely post, but it’s worth it when I do.

[Brian Eastham @BrianEastham]

@ostrachan I wouldn’t back away slowly. I would immediately stand up and leave the second I heard this kind of nonsense.

[U.S. Army @USArmy]

For 251 years, we have fought for and defended our Nation’s freedom. 🇺🇸

From Washington’s militias to today’s premier fighting force, the U.S. Army has adapted to stay ahead.

We’re just getting started.

🎥 @GoArmy

[Brian Eastham @BrianEastham]

@atlasx100 Max out your Roth IRA contributions every year and make sure it is invested in a S&P 500 index fund.

[Brian Eastham @BrianEastham]

@thetripathi58 The hack I use is write it myself with my own brain.

[Brian Eastham @BrianEastham]

@teslaownersSV @elonmusk Someday you will greet a large crowd. Whatever you do, don’t put your hand on your heart and throw it to the crowd. It will be wildly misconstrued.

[Brian Eastham @BrianEastham]

I’m a sucker for gingerbread.

[Louis KC @LouisCKfanpage]

The greatest comedian currently is easily Nate Bargatze

To be able to be relatable to multiple generations, with storytelling that sucks you in, and keep it 100% clean is an incredible skill

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Making America Healthy Again: RFK Jr. Announces Reduction Of 5 Second Rule To 3 Second Rule https://t.co/iDJJGVcyOT

[Brian Eastham @BrianEastham]

@esthercrawford There are some mornings that I don’t feel like working out, but I never regret pushing past that feeling and getting after it. On the other hand, if I skip a workout I almost always regret it later.

[Russell Brand @rustyrockets]

To me, the Old Testament is like a dark room that Christ illuminated.

[Brian Eastham @BrianEastham]

@esthercrawford I resonate.

[Brian Eastham @BrianEastham]

““A horrible and shocking thing has happened in the land: The prophets prophesy lies, the priests rule by their own authority, and my people love it this way. But what will you do in the end?”

Jeremiah 5:30-31 NIV
#religion #JesusIsLord

[Brian Eastham @BrianEastham]

@esthercrawford Not to mention that college education has been oversold as a path to a middle class or higher income. How many underemployed college graduates do we all know?

[Brian Eastham @BrianEastham]

@esthercrawford Sure seems chaotic. I logged on to check up on a colleague the other day and immediately regretted it.

[Brian Eastham @BrianEastham]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Brian Eastham @BrianEastham]

Facebook down!

[Brian Eastham @BrianEastham]

Believe it or not, you matter to God.

[Brian Eastham @BrianEastham]

Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, “Would an idiot do that?” And if they would, I do not do that thing.

-Dwight Shrute

[Brian Eastham @BrianEastham]

@esthercrawford @BaskinRobbins A guy on Instagram said it was good. I’d try it.

[Brian Eastham @BrianEastham]

I double space after a period. This is my silent protest against all the new mores of the newer generations.