Brian Elsner 🧢

I tell dad jokes.

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ya boy just out here tryna sell some glasses

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You can take me out of the cow store, but you can’t take the dime girl out of me. @KaceyMusgraves

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Fuck it. I’m getting Minecraft

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@scumisntdead Keep homesick and disgusting then burn the rest

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

I occasionally think about the 12 families that are still getting $1,000 a month from my campaign. I am glad it is helping them weather this storm. Imagine if the same were true for every American.

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@Brennan_Edwards

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@rudy_mustang

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@MrsJessieCahill God? I think?

[clara T @ramencult]

Joe Exotic is Steve Irwin’s Wario

[Visionary @_k33mz]

I found this so funny 😂😭😭😂

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@KendraTheNinja Does your moms “n” button ot work?

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@ChrisRGun I’m running for president because I’m not going into the house right away but if we get there we can do a little more work for you the kids

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I regret drinking the milk

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@Chandler_Cahill He did a handsome

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@samanthataulbee Happy coronavirus, feel better

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Hypothetically: If Trump genuinely apologized for being an ass hat and then actually stopped being an ass hat started acting like a normal president, would y’all forgive him and move on?

[st rude @scumisntdead]

THINGS YOU CAN DO WHILE SOCIAL DISTANCING:
·Wake up
·Grab your brush
·Put on a little makeup
·Hide your scars to fade away the shakeup
·Why'd you leave the keys up on the table
·Here you go creating another fable

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THE TWITTER POPE IS BACK!

[Spencer @TheTwittaPope]

If 2020 were a person I would choke them with my bare hands and watch as the life drained from their eyes. #2020

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Whitley is gonna hate how much anime I start watching if we get quarantined.