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touring musician, writer (occasionally for money), Canadian living in the US for the weirdest eight years possible. #vote

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@TJCoachTJ @Becky3456 @diamondsoul317 @CorniaKen @GeraldoRivera "End inflation" and "Prevent World War 3" are not policies, or even policy proposals. I actually expected some kind of platform, not 20 bullet points written at a third grade level. I'm reeling with second-hand embarrasment.

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@SonsOfChesty @acnewsitics The thing you don't realize is that normal people don't go to political rallies. It's a weird thing to do, and a waste of a day off. It's no surprise to most of us that the kind of people who like rallies are also Trump voters, but it's not the majority of people by a long shot.

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@FAKENEWSCnnCnbc @pinkflyd7 @SonsOfChesty @acnewsitics Except there were 168 million registered voters in 2020.
https://t.co/VpntBdpu7C

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@madeleinebaran That's my band! Thanks for the plug @madeleinebaran , and for the absolutely amazing work that you and your team do :)

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@JohnEskraFox32 @enterthehaggis @CityWineryCHI Thanks so much John!

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@PivotPod I don't know how or why this would happen, but after hearing Ron Perlman cracking jokes with @jonlovett I really want to hear him in conversation with @profgalloway and @karaswisher

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@JudiciaryGOP Oh just fuck every kind of off. And Margarine Terror Grease is some paragon of ethics and integrity, deserving of placement on high-level committees? Homeland Security?! I wouldn't trust her with Hardee's Security.

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@PivotPod MORE CORY DOCTOROW. That interview was so invigorating. And it seems like every ten sentences he spits out something infinitely memeable (like the Anatevka Problem). Great stuff.

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@KeithOlbermann It's just embarrassing how badly that statement is written. I had to read it three times to parse it and kept thinking I was missing words.

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@mattyglesias You've tweeted FOURTEEN HUNDRED TIMES in 23 days.

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@RexChapman I think Elon just needs to boost traffic any way he possibly can while he still has the ability (and a site that's still online).

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@AOC Careful, @elonmusk will interpret this as criticism and ban you.

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@patriottakes When you're the minority opinion, it kinda sucks when the majority gets to make their voice heard in a legal and official way.

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@mikeyflroller @patriottakes I mean, Bob the Builder wasn't a ton of help with the Wall..

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@tressiemcphd People who are obsessed with Twitter VASTLY overestimate the appeal of the platform.

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@RepSwalwell Please stop distracting me while I try to land this plane.

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@BamaBraves14 @mkraju Mine too. I used to think PA voters had standards.

Kinda.

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@focused4USA @SelinaWade @mkraju No he doesn't. By every calculable metric, Oz is a low-ratings loser.

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@BradleyWhitford Seriously.