BrianGGraf

When I was 9, my friend asked me, "Why don't you play Halo on Legendary?" I switched it off of easy, and I've never looked back.

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I've got ice on my wrists. And my whole body. I am made of ice.

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Sometimes it do be like that

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70% of Spotify ads are telling you how shitty Spotify is and how great Premium is, like it's not their fault that all their features are locked behind a subscription

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Practicing that art stuff

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New Year's Resolution: Don't make that joke where you tell someone you haven't see them in a year.

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Fire is oxygen having a rave

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@Jackelley77 I’m disappointed in you and every person who liked this

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Snapchat ‘For You’: We heard you like Juuls, Fortnite, and sports...

you don’t like Juuls, Fortnite, and sports?

Here’s something more for you

Weed, Fortnite, Fortnite, and nipple advice

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When you see a homeless man talking to himself, it’s easy to turn away and keep walking; there’s nothing you can do to help him. But it’s much harder to turn away when the person was your friend, even though you are still just as incapable of helping him.

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Life from 16-24 is just a gauntlet of bad decisions and you can come out worse than before or better than before, depending on what you learned

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@Jackelley77 You’ve forgotten where you came from my dude

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Can I put "Had a snap streak over 500" on my resume? Cause that took more dedication than anything I've done in my life.

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@logan_kenny18 It's like telling people you're gonna shit when you're already on the toilet

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You ever just like think and then it does the do and you're like wow I thought that

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#1 and #2 on Trending... this is America

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Why is it easy to identify a word that is missing its vowels, but it's impossible to identify a word that's missing its consonants?
Turtle
Trtl
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Back in my day, if you wanted the answer to a homework question (for studying purposes, obviously), you could just google it and find the answer. Now it costs you $20.

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Machines replaced our physical strength and so we focused on our mental strength. Technology is replacing our mental strength, and (hopefully) we’ll focus on emotional strength.