Brian Gillis

thinking #hmmm

[Brian Gillis @BrianGillis20]

If you only do what you can do, you will never be more that you are now. - Master Shifu

[Nasville Gladu @nashvilleGladu]

@MLB @BrianGillis20 been saying

[Brian Gillis @BrianGillis20]

Me when someone says “no offense” to me

(Nun Taken)

[Brian Gillis @BrianGillis20]

When you’re driving and you’re about to switch lanes and you check your blind spot

[Brian Gillis @BrianGillis20]

Was sitting in a sauna the other day. A dude walked in, said “too hot” and then walked out. #badstorysunday

[Brian Gillis @BrianGillis20]

Welcome to the jungle. We’ve got fun and games

[Nasville Gladu @nashvilleGladu]

@BrianGillis20 I would add a “P” after that and chuckle to myself

[Brian Gillis @BrianGillis20]

If I was an eye doctor, I would show them a sign asking them to read from top to bottom, left to right

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Then I would say “good sounds like we’re all set here then”

[Luke Murphy @murphyluke01]

Might change my name to Simon and only speak in the third person @BrianGillis20

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

one of the best stand-up comedy bits i've seen in years 👇

[Brian Gillis @BrianGillis20]

Yo…

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

if this photo reaches your timeline, everything will be okay ❤️

[Brian Gillis @BrianGillis20]

Bob Dylan when he guest stars on the annoying orange show:

Hey Mr. Tangerine man

[Brian Gillis @BrianGillis20]

@scotttphadnis Letting out what?

[Mike Grinnell @MikeGrinnell_]

Lets. Go. Bruins.

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

a fish is driving a fish tank and he says...

i cant drive

[Brian Gillis @BrianGillis20]

Doing the bear minimum (shitting in the woods)

[Brian Gillis @BrianGillis20]

A watched clock never boils. Something to think about.