Brian Hamilton

Live fast, pet dogs

[Brian Hamilton @BrianHamilton04]

If we can’t sing Picture by Kid Rock as a duet, it’s not going to work

[Joey- Cade Smith enjoyer @GuardsJoey]

Brother had Jimmy John surgery

[Chase Dawg #MelanieFC @ChaseDawg8]

We have severely lost the ancient texts why the fuck does that say that the cover curse starts Madden 19

[Eric @erickstevens82]

As an employed father of three, an 18 hour game will take me roughly 4 months to finish.

[Fade 🫩 @fadecorner]

I know Aaron Donald just dropped that fridge he was bench pressing to pick up that phone

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

🚨 🚨 🚨

At last: The #Eagles are trading star WR AJ Brown to the #Patriots, per The Insiders.

It’s a 2028 first-round draft pick and a 2027 fifth-round pick going to Philly, as Brown reunites with coach Mike Vrabel. One of the NFL’s longest runnings sagas ends with a splash.

[Trump Girl @TrumpGirlLove]

After 16 years of unconditional love, his paw prints
deserved a forever spot in our home. ❤️🐾🐾

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Harmless jokes are the best

[kache @yacineMTB]

Please do this literally everywhere. Please release several billion of these actually just everywhere. We covered the night sky with satellites, we taught sand to speak. Why are we still dealing with this scourge??

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

Has anyone told him he’s just one parlay away from not even needing to play in the NFL

[Marlon @ItsRaineyDoe]

Man the Gameday crew was acting like this was bad for the game when this was like the best day in college football this decade

[Cons @CaptainCons]

I cannot believe I've gone 41 years not knowing about this

[Jeff Bezos @JeffBezos]

Yes, the United States has the most progressive tax system in the world. The top 1% pay 40% of taxes, the bottom 50% pay 3% of taxes. We can make it even more progressive by zeroing out taxes on the bottom half. It’s a small amount of the total tax revenue but very meaningful to people in this group.

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Chet Holmgren whenever he plays Wemby

[Abdul Carter @1NCRDB1]

Bruh what😂

[𝓐𝓻𝓼𝓸𝓷 ☆ ☆ ☆ @desi0re]

one of my nggas is a substitute teacher 😂

[Dan Wetzel @DanWetzel]

“The Lawntoon” may be the greatest invention in American history 🇺🇸

[Boppa 🧟‍♂️ @ihatebbls]

Yo spin move in 2012 was fucking nasty

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Cade Cunningham trying to beat the Cavs all by himself

[matrixbot @thematrixb0t]

Corporation: "We made $4B but spent $3.9B so we only owe taxes on $100M."

Government: "Totally reasonable."

You: "I made $60K but spent $58K on survival."

Government: "You owe taxes on $60K."

You: "That's not—"

Government: "File by May 15."