brian j. mather

Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.

[brian j. mather @BrianJMather]

Clement Park next to #Columbine

[brian j. mather @BrianJMather]

@BillyBaldwin

[Albert Brooks @AlbertBrooks]

Mel Brooks is 100 years old today! Many people think that Mel is my father.  He isn’t.  But what he is is one of the great comic minds of the last 100 years.  Happy birthday Mel, from your fake son.

[MichaelRapaport @MichaelRapaport]

Where was Rama when this incident took place?
Does she have proof of an alibi?

[brian j. mather @BrianJMather]

Allison Janney would be the more appropriate choice.

[(((Jew))) @JoshMalina]

“You can’t handle the role!”

[brian j. mather @BrianJMather]

@JessicaSimpson @JSCollection @Walmart

[brian j. mather @BrianJMather]

Happy Birthday, @rickygervais 🎈🥳🎉

[brian j. mather @BrianJMather]

The mayor of New York City is a tool. Sorry your terrorist/journalist friend died, dude.

[brian j. mather @BrianJMather]

Hey, Nate. How does it feel to be lectured by people who use the phrase, "the wrong side of History" like you will be written about in textbooks. Was he a good guy or a bad guy? Hmmm. @natebargatze

[Dave Rubin @RubinReport]

This pretty much explains it all…

[Kelsey Wingert-Linch @KelsWingert]

JAKE MCCARTHY INSIDE THE PARK HOME RUN OFF PAUL SKENES IN THE FIRST #ROCKIES AT BAT OF THE NIGHT!

[Kevin Nealon @kevin_nealon]

The adoption paperwork is finalized. Danny DeVito is my son now. We’re taking him to the movies this weekend.

[brian j. mather @BrianJMather]

Ricky Gervais wears George Carlin's super comic costume when he goes jogging

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

TONIGHT in LA we finally solve racism. Some tickets are still available

[brian j. mather @BrianJMather]

What a legend. I'm on season 7 of Cheers. Will & Grace.

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

James Burrows, 'Will & Grace' Director and 'Cheers' Co-Creator, Dies at 85 https://t.co/9FeKbJfhqE

[brian j. mather @BrianJMather]

Dances With Films opening night

[brian j. mather @BrianJMather]

I am like so goo goo ga ga for Sophie Cunningham right now

[brian j. mather @BrianJMather]

@ChrisHarrisJr Happy Birthday 🤠

[brian j. mather @BrianJMather]

That's not what he said, John.

[John Cusack @johncusack]

Children with amputated arms and legs don’t exist

[brian j. mather @BrianJMather]

Iran sent this message to @realDonaldTrump to help sweeten the deal.

[brian j. mather @BrianJMather]

Free Ambassador Javier Bardem 🇵🇸
(we have the driver) @F1
@TheoVon

[David Spade @DavidSpade]

Watch these 2 skunks in @BusboysMovie now streaming on @Apple @YouTube @PrimeVideo @Fandango 🦨🦨 Access all platforms at: https://t.co/JkBqS1Qnox

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

things aren’t just good or bad anymore. They’re either THE BEST or THE WORST and you have to decide which side you’re on in under 30 seconds.