Brian Pifer

[Brian Pifer @BrianPifer]

@Richzeoli @DawnStensland @GREGSTOCKER
Maybe you can play cornhole in New York if you use bags of salad kits instead on the traditional bean bags.

[Brian Pifer @BrianPifer]

@Richzeoli @DawnStensland @GREGSTOCKER
I would live to hear the Cory Booker "DNC" support group exit interviews again set to the laughter of Ed McMahon!

[Brian Pifer @BrianPifer]

@Richzeoli @DawnStensland @GREGSTOCKER
Billie Eilish performs at the Democratic Convention tonight. She sings the new James Bond theme song "No Time To Die". In fact, I think it's now the official Joe Biden campaign theme song.

[Brian Pifer @BrianPifer]

@Richzeoli @DawnStensland @GREGSTOCKER

I think I know who's gonna scrub the schools.

Oompa loompa doompety doo
I've got a school for you to scrub too
Oompa loompa doompety dee
If you are wise you'll use alcohol % of 80

[Brian Pifer @BrianPifer]

@Richzeoli @DawnStensland @GREGSTOCKER

Joe Biden, "And then I told Barack that I was gonna run for President against Donald Trump!"

[Brian Pifer @BrianPifer]

@Raven_Texas @realDonaldTrump Prayers for you. #MAGA

[Brian Pifer @BrianPifer]

@Richzeoli @DawnStensland @GREGSTOCKER
I think Joe Biden is teaching Bernie Sanders how to conduct interviews. What if Megaphone Bernie did a Skype call?! Oy vey!

[Brian Pifer @BrianPifer]

This is Phantastic!

[NBC Sports Philadelphia @NBCSPhilly]

Yankees manager Aaron Boone is apparently NOT a fan of the airhorn that Phillies' fans have outside the ballpark and complained. 😂

[Brian Pifer @BrianPifer]

@DomShow1210

There are 4 Rambo's

[Brian Pifer @BrianPifer]

@Richzeoli @DawnStensland @GREGSTOCKER
It's a good thing Little Mikey didn't die from Pop Rocks today. It would have been another confirmed death from COVID19!

[Phillies Nation @PhilliesNation]

MLB and Players Association agree on 7-inning doubleheaders for 2020 season | 📝 ⁦@destiny_lugardo⁩ https://t.co/hBWTEquasd

[Brian Pifer @BrianPifer]

@Richzeoli @DawnStensland @GREGSTOCKER
Springsteen, Bon Jovi and Streisand together- the band would be called Two Boobs and The Babs

[Brian Pifer @BrianPifer]

@Richzeoli @DawnStensland @GREGSTOCKER
Pelosi's advisors had at first made the name "Mr. Type A" for President Trump but they were afraid she would take this for his blood type and attack him and so went with "Mr. Makes Matters Worse".

[Frank Drebin @NakedGunTweets]

Frank: Yes. Well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards. That's my policy.
Mayor: That was a Shakespeare in the Park production of Julius Caesar, you moron! You killed 5 actors! Good ones!

[Brian Pifer @BrianPifer]

Yes

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

Did a reporter call @PressSec a “Lying b*tch” on national TV during a White House Press Briefing?

https://t.co/ODfMFpKl2c

[Ronna McDaniel @RonnaMcDaniel]

Joe Biden finally left the basement, and here is the "welcome" he received.

Pennsylvania voters support @realDonaldTrump!

[Brian Pifer @BrianPifer]

@DomShow1210

***BREAKING NEWS***

Fill in host Michael Pelka proclaims Don Lemon did a good thing...

[Brian Pifer @BrianPifer]

@DomShow1210
All time side question? How about the side question askimg what is the best all time side question? Almost sounds like a Seinfeld like thing.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Many Democrats want to Defund and Abolish Police Departments. HOW CRAZY!

[Brian Pifer @BrianPifer]

@Richzeoli @DawnStensland @GREGSTOCKER
Cuomo takes over as mayor the technical term might just be
The Movernor. He could be the Gayor. He could me the Movernor Gayor. It's not just one job its two. Its not a glass of water, it's a glass of milk.