White Mamba

Call me whatever you want, White Mamba, Ginger Ninja, Scal, Mr. Chest, Big Sexy, Scalaboner, or Red Rocket. Shit gets real on my twitter(not really scalabrine)

[White Mamba @BrianScal24]

This finals series is lacking one thing. @MettaWorldPeace #period

[White Mamba @BrianScal24]

Nobody goes harder than me in warmups, not even kendrick perkins!
#lookslikeabird

[White Mamba @BrianScal24]

Little ceasers looks great right now, im gonna go get some later after my anger management class. #FUCKYOU!

[White Mamba @BrianScal24]

Ray Allen might be the worst actor ever, but he is carrying his acting career on with random commercials during the playoffs. #hegotgame

[White Mamba @BrianScal24]

I am actally winning the contest if you all were wondering!?

James Hardens beard: 4 inches
White Mambas pubic hair: 6
#thatisall

[White Mamba @BrianScal24]

Im retiring if I go to the Bobcats, or I will just move in with Adam Morrison. #joke

[White Mamba @BrianScal24]

Sorry Chicago, im getting traded to the Bobcats! Just kidding, they are awful!
#Bobcats

[White Mamba @BrianScal24]

At Ginos East picking up all the stray milfs. #offseasoncougars

[White Mamba @BrianScal24]

Serious off-season tweets coming this week! #SCALABRINE

[White Mamba @BrianScal24]

Everytime a kid has long blonde shaggy hair, he atomically gets called "Justin Beiber" #seriously

[White Mamba @BrianScal24]

Off-Season stats so far.

Gained 9 pounds.
Went through a 36 pack of condoms(magnums of coarse)
And managed to dunk twice on a 14 year old.

[White Mamba @BrianScal24]

Dance off tonight at the bottom lounge in chicago! #breakitdown

[White Mamba @BrianScal24]

Off season workout.

Pushups 3 sets of 100
Bench Press 3 sets of 20
Shotgun a beer in between sets
Finish with vodka chased by muscle milk

[White Mamba @BrianScal24]

Mike Bibby is still in the league? Thought he retired and moved to Toronto to pursue male modeling with Jason Williams?

[White Mamba @BrianScal24]

Cooking mac and cheese then naked skyping, push ups also #SCALABRINE

[White Mamba @BrianScal24]

Pissed that I got high before the game, now im hungry...somebody deliver a pepporoni pizza to the #Bulls bench!!!

[White Mamba @BrianScal24]

#hoodjesusmiracles

Koolaid drinking fountains

[White Mamba @BrianScal24]

Im playing in my fucking sperrys for now on, atleast im looking good on the bench. #SCALABRINE

[White Mamba @BrianScal24]

I am going to get a tattoo explaining why I dont have any tattoos.

[White Mamba @BrianScal24]

Tonight I will be wearing my superman cape, because I'm here to rescue you Chicago. Full display of #pumpfakes tonight! #SCALABRINE #Bulls