Brian Schicker

[Brian Schicker @BrianSchicker3]

@RyanPohl34 @8BallAustin_ @ZachLaVine @DetroitPistons @nuggets @NBA @nbacares @Bucks @alexlasry @Giannis_An34 CPS will take your daughter

[Brian Schicker @BrianSchicker3]

@RyanPohl34 @8BallAustin_ @ZachLaVine @DetroitPistons @nuggets @NBA @nbacares @Bucks @alexlasry @Giannis_An34 Your daughter is already shame of you.

[Brian Schicker @BrianSchicker3]

@RyanPohl34 @8BallAustin_ @ZachLaVine @DetroitPistons @nuggets @NBA @nbacares @Bucks @alexlasry @Giannis_An34 just a grown man in Greenfield quietly preparing for the moment the fantasy dies. This is what years of demanding $200k+ with zero experience looks like when reality finally shows up. The tissues won’t be enough.

[Brian Schicker @BrianSchicker3]

@RyanPohl34 @8BallAustin_ @ZachLaVine @DetroitPistons @nuggets @NBA @nbacares @Bucks @alexlasry @Giannis_An34 You just got told the gloating is coming the second you take a real job, and your only move is a sad tissue GIF with 4 views. No fight, no qualifications, no future in the NBA.

[Brian Schicker @BrianSchicker3]

@RyanPohl34 @8BallAustin_ @ZachLaVine @DetroitPistons @nuggets @NBA @nbacares @Bucks @alexlasry @Giannis_An34 Reality’s not even trying anymore and you’re still out here acting like the NBA is one tag away from handing you $200k

[Brian Schicker @BrianSchicker3]

@RyanPohl34 @8BallAustin_ @ZachLaVine @DetroitPistons @nuggets @NBA @nbacares @Bucks @alexlasry @Giannis_An34 Reality’s not even trying anymore and you’re still out here acting like the NBA is one tag away from handing you $200k.

[Brian Schicker @BrianSchicker3]

@RyanPohl34 @8BallAustin_ @ZachLaVine @DetroitPistons @nuggets @NBA @nbacares @Bucks @alexlasry @Giannis_An34 The fact that your only response to getting called out is a sad Billy Crystal tissue GIF with 4 views is perfect. No defense, no qualifications, no path — just quietly reaching for the tissues while the gloating clock keeps ticking.

[Brian Schicker @BrianSchicker3]

@RyanPohl34 @8BallAustin_ @ZachLaVine @DetroitPistons @nuggets @NBA @nbacares @Bucks @alexlasry @Giannis_An34 You’re just a guy with 87 followers who’s about to find out how loud the gloating is going to be when the fantasy finally dies.

[Brian Schicker @BrianSchicker3]

@RyanPohl34 @8BallAustin_ @ZachLaVine @DetroitPistons @nuggets @NBA @nbacares @Bucks @alexlasry @Giannis_An34 all the times you told people to fuck off for suggesting reality… every single one is getting saved and thrown back at you. You’re not destined for millions. You’re not an NBA executive in waiting.

[Brian Schicker @BrianSchicker3]

@RyanPohl34 @8BallAustin_ @ZachLaVine @DetroitPistons @nuggets @NBA @nbacares @Bucks @alexlasry @Giannis_An34 The day you finally crawl into some $18/hour job after years of publicly declaring you’re too good for it will be the funniest moment on this entire app. All those tweets where you demanded $200k+ with zero experience, zero degree, and zero path…

[Brian Schicker @BrianSchicker3]

@RyanPohl34 @8BallAustin_ @ZachLaVine @DetroitPistons @nuggets @NBA @nbacares @Bucks @alexlasry @Giannis_An34 All those tweets demanding $200k+ with zero qualifications, refusing to ‘settle,’ tagging the entire NBA… and it’ll end with you clocking in somewhere for $18 an hour. We’ll be ready with the screenshots. The only question is how long you keep delaying the inevitable.

[Brian Schicker @BrianSchicker3]

@RyanPohl34 @8BallAustin_ @ZachLaVine @DetroitPistons @nuggets @NBA @nbacares @Bucks @alexlasry @Giannis_An34 You’re not in demand. You’re a guy in Greenfield with single-digit views who thinks the league is going to hand him a six-figure title so they can teach him on the job. The GIF is the only accurate thing you’ve posted.

[Brian Schicker @BrianSchicker3]

@RyanPohl34 @8BallAustin_ @ZachLaVine @DetroitPistons @nuggets @NBA @nbacares @Bucks @alexlasry @Giannis_An34 One day you’re going to take that low-paying job you spent years calling beneath you, and the gloat from everyone who’s watched this meltdown is going to be nuclear.

[Brian Schicker @BrianSchicker3]

@RyanPohl34 @8BallAustin_ @ZachLaVine @DetroitPistons @nuggets @NBA @nbacares @Bucks @alexlasry @Giannis_An34 Posting a ‘My aren’t I the popular one?’ GIF with 5 views while still demanding $200k+ for an NBA executive job you have zero qualifications for is peak comedy. You’re not popular.

[Brian Schicker @BrianSchicker3]

@RyanPohl34 @8BallAustin_ @ZachLaVine @DetroitPistons @nuggets @NBA @nbacares @Bucks @alexlasry @Giannis_An34 You’re not being held back by a degree requirement. You’re being held back by reality, and the 11 views on this tweet prove it.

[Brian Schicker @BrianSchicker3]

@RyanPohl34 @8BallAustin_ @ZachLaVine @DetroitPistons @nuggets @NBA @nbacares @Bucks @alexlasry @Giannis_An34 That’s not a hot take — that’s a public confession of pure delusion. The NBA doesn’t hand out six-figure executive roles like participation trophies.

[Brian Schicker @BrianSchicker3]

@RyanPohl34 @8BallAustin_ @ZachLaVine @DetroitPistons @nuggets @NBA @nbacares @Bucks @alexlasry @Giannis_An34 You just said out loud that having zero experience, no degree, and no qualifications ‘shouldn’t make a difference’ when demanding $200k+ for an Assistant GM job so they can teach you how to make millions.

[Brian Schicker @BrianSchicker3]

😂

[Austin @8BallAustin_]

@CDLjobsdotcom Ryan is all ready! @RyanPohl34

[Austin @8BallAustin_]

@CDLjobsdotcom Ryan is all ready! @RyanPohl34

[Brian Schicker @BrianSchicker3]

How did this ever end up for you Ryan? 6 years later and still no @Hollywood 😂