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@OculusImperia I mean, he’s literally immortal so my guess is that he’ll have time to think about it 😜

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@nandoodles About 5 more minutes and he’s gonna be in your DMs asking for feet pics 😂

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@amberstarkxxx Do itttttt

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@amandacarpenter The senate: the world’s most prolific retirement home

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@jonathanvswan So you mean they’re gonna live tweet like every opposition party has done since Twitter was a thing?

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@kairyssdal I was hoping for another balloon to shoot it down with a musket if only Biden had the courage 😜😜

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@meetannacarter This is just adorable! Thank you for sharing

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@MasonAPark

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@trekkiebill Only if O’Brien gets to say “now, that’s soldiering” right before the opening credits

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

GOP this morning: How dare Biden not shoot the Chinese Spy Ballon down.

GOP at 2PM: How dare Biden wait so long to shoot balloon down.

Pentagon: We tracked the balloon, jammed it's signal & gathered data on it, before shooting it down over the Atlantic.

GOP Now: Silence

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@TheRickWilson Is it just me or does she look like George Santos in drag?

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@BuckAdmiral There’s a time travel WW2 storyline in this I would absolutely watch

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@Number10cat What precisely is the “left wing economic establishment?” Fuck, did Ben & Jerry’s fund the opposition? Dolly Parton suddenly pay off some MPs? 😂😂

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@DecksLower It really is such a great scene. Spock is fascinated, McCoy is overwhelmed, Sybok is in euphoria and Kirk is just like “excuse me…sir? Need you to clarify something really quick”

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@berserksouls Hey! Hey! That’s untrue… we also use RockSling when they dodge 😜

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@AlixWiltonRegan So, we’ve reached the Dune Axlotl Tank levels of hating women… Jesus Christ

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@aubreybell By making a profile that says several times over that you're *actually* 6 foot :p

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@AnnoyedOBrien We call that “Klingon Clay Pigeons” chief 😜

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@backlon It’s okay, Dio even wrote a song about it for you!

https://t.co/1MbR4mCsRX

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@RadioFreeTom We asked him to get off your lawn, Tom, but the man just stood there...