Brian Staples

👑 nacho king 🎶 i write and produce songs - “Blame Me First” out now! - (he/him)

[Brian Staples @BrianStaples]

“it’s friday night, baby!”

- me, every day of the week, at various hours of day and night

[✮ راينر براون @dondawastaken]

Never forget that you are the main data center. Drink water, and consume as much literature as possible.

[Brian Staples @BrianStaples]

benjamin netanyahu implies the existence of a benjamin netangoogle.

or a benjamin netanetscape, even.

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Shaggy, exhaling bong smoke: you ever feel like too much can happen to a person scoob. Like Too much tragedy. No amount of therapy or medication or self medication can fix it. It’s just like. In your bones man.

Scooby inhaling 13 foot sandwich: Res.

[CC Sabathia @CC_Sabathia]

Man somebody get this Grok shit off my timeline 🤣

[𝐬𝐨𝐯 @sovietsoleri]

We’re all going to make it

[Kala Elizabeth @kalaelizabeth]

"You hate AI because it's going to replace you" Actually, I hate genAI because it is built off of stolen data, it breaks copyright laws, it's poisoning the planet & black communities. It's raising our electricity bills. It's spreading misinformation & making people fucking stupid

[Brian Staples @BrianStaples]

one day at a time 🖤

[Dailydhoz:🩶 @DailyDhoz]

Why the hurry? 🙂

[Matt Whitlock @MattWhitlock]

Me, when everyone votes against my idea to go to Chili’s for dinner.

[Brian Staples @BrianStaples]

monmouth county represent

[Brian Staples @BrianStaples]

permission to lib tf out

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Andrew Cuomo has conceded the New York City Democratic mayoral primary to Zohran Mamdani.

[Brian Staples @BrianStaples]

(guy who doesn’t understand what words mean, but really likes soup): yeah, i guess you could say i’m a misogynist

[Brian Staples @BrianStaples]

*having trouble remembering how the saying goes* uhhhh it’s not okay to be okay, dude

[Brian Staples @BrianStaples]

trying to listen to meditation music through headphones in my lyft while my driver cranks active rock radio is actually a perfect distillation of what it feels like to have ADHD

[Brian Staples @BrianStaples]

“it’s friday night, baby!”

- me, every day of the week, at various hours of day and night

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Lmao