Brian Strain

I started doing stand-up because I didn't want to feel lonely anymore.
I stopped because I didn't feel lonely any less.

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@lillith_lodge You can blur faces by using a masking effect in Adobe Premiere

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@Larawithabird Personally, I would consider that full frontal qualifies as nude. Hole would be explicit nude.

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@Larawithabird Thank you, that is interesting. I expect Jaime Pressly's OF would be similar.

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@AlexxxCoal @DailyLoud True, it doesn't. Although I'm sure most people would be able to guess, that ambiguity serves no purpose that I can see.

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@Larawithabird Getting married for immigration purposes seems like it could be worthwhile. Aside from that, I struggle to see much benefit for women.

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@adamrichard @Brocklesnitch The T in Hobart is silent? Like Stephen Colbert?

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@QueenNephi I don't understand why men would be so rude to you when you seem so friendly in those videos.

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@cosmicjester How would he know that she was green?

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@Larawithabird Are you wearing a Tension Sheet?

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@AlexxxCoal "Men live longer when they're married, women live shorter lives when they're married."

This is true even in situations with zero violence or abuse. Women sacrifice their time, bodies, freedom and happiness to provide free emotional and domestic labour for men. It's a tragedy.

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@stevendeknight I count at least two puns. Perhaps even three.

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@JadeBlairxox Five phones? I can understand why you'd need at least two phones; one for work, one for civilian life. Can't think why you'd need the other three though.

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@cheekymz Homophone hat-trick

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@itsbighonkin The Steve Miller Band song?

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@TheChanelCamryn Hat-trick

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I love how strong my teeth feel when I eat cheese

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@operation_rosie Well you say you expected more from the host of "The Man Show" but the other host was Jimmy Kimmel. I wonder what is was that caused their paths to diverge.

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@itsbighonkin Aye

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@stevendeknight Is this guy trying to explain Superman to one of the Smallville writers?