Brian Sutherland

[JasonLastname @JasonLastname]

You'd think "have a nice life" would be way nicer than "have a nice day" but it's the opposite.

[You know @Tmoney68]

To make a long story short, just walk away once you're bored.

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

I hate when my friends turn out to be fake. This one girl I thought was really cool ended up being three raccoons in a trench coat.

[brent @murrman5]

it's 1am where were you?
work
theres glitter on your shirt, were you at a strip club?
[flashes back to doing crafts with phil] yes, im sorry

[m ham @MaxwellBirdlove]

little-known historical fact: Hitler prefaced every speech with "now I'm not anti-Semitic, but..."

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

I complained about Comic Sans for years, when it was actually myself I hated

[Brian Sutherland @briansutherland]

Fairly standard to see wild turkeys on the greens of Rancho San Marcos outside Santa Barbara, CA... http://t.co/LDrVYfd

[Brian Sutherland @briansutherland]

Golf takes me to a low place. Flight & golf adventure from Santa Barbara to Death Valley and the lowest course on Earth. http://t.co/QrfLN0p

[Brian Sutherland @briansutherland]

Played La Purisima; amazingly tough and beautiful! A great gold day indeed! http://t.co/eDZ5pmW

[Brian Sutherland @briansutherland]

Great round at Rancho San Marcos on a beautiful So Cal day... always nice to get paired up with solid players... http://t.co/ktt8kJo

[Brian Sutherland @briansutherland]

New courses can sure be challenging... I'm very #humbled Moorpark CC was a great adventure, but back to the range 4 me! http://t.co/oCaiCyG

[Brian Sutherland @briansutherland]

First Hole-In-One... Santa Barbara Golf Club October 2010, Hole 16 at 185 Yards! http://t.co/Ds34IMD