JasonLastname

Imagine a caveman running on a treadmill, completely confused and crying hysterically.

[JasonLastname @JasonLastname]

If a shark attacks you, DO NOT punch him in the nose. Be the bigger person and just ignore him.

[CommandersMuse @CommandersMusee]

#2
Jayden Daniels throws a dot to OBJ

[JasonLastname @JasonLastname]

embarrassed by ED, sure, but viagra is a hard pill to swallow

[JasonLastname @JasonLastname]

I’ll have a manhattan but make it a double. A menhattan.

[JasonLastname @JasonLastname]

How the heck is a group of possums not called a posse

[JasonLastname @JasonLastname]

The gr8est. @Capitals @ovi8

[JasonLastname @JasonLastname]

Can’t spell flamingo without flaming am I right

[JasonLastname @JasonLastname]

@GuntherEagleman Also trump’s entire first term cabinet

[JasonLastname @JasonLastname]

@garner_forest @christopherrufo @redsteeze Neither is what happened

[JasonLastname @JasonLastname]

@peachontwitta This

[JasonLastname @JasonLastname]

@Cantfixstupid20 @jules1327 @CreampieOrDie I won’t get in your way ol timer

[JasonLastname @JasonLastname]

@Cantfixstupid20 @jules1327 @CreampieOrDie Like you?

[JasonLastname @JasonLastname]

@0xashesonchain Wrong time to buy. But 40% isn’t enough.

[JasonLastname @JasonLastname]

Is Eloise just an electronic Louise?

[JasonLastname @JasonLastname]

Who called it Cialis and not Reserrection

[JasonLastname @JasonLastname]

Are dyslexic people triggered by November 9th?

[chuuch @ch000ch]

doc said my liver is failing but i think it's just not applying itself

[JasonLastname @JasonLastname]

In: devil, details
Out: baby, bathwater

[JasonLastname @JasonLastname]

Does my dog like when I wag her tail for her? Guess I’ll never know.

[JasonLastname @JasonLastname]

@kevinsheehanDC Also the defense is 3rd worst in the league in points surrendered after 4 weeks. A lot of teams have tough schedules, so I don’t think that’s an excuse. Might drop that on the dislike list as well, but maybe that’s just me.

[JasonLastname @JasonLastname]

@kevinsheehanDC Kev, why isn’t Antonio Gibson’s fumble on your “dislike list”. Bc we recovered it? You don’t agree it’s still a HUGE problem considering he’s doing it week to week now? Big oversight man.