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songs n stuff @thebandpaloma

[𝕭 @BrianVanBee]

On the Max

Girl: *sneezes
Me: "bless you"
Girl: "I have a boyfriend"

A few seats behind us: "I'm vegan"

[Lauren Rinaldi 🧚‍♀️ @LRinaldiArt]

Made Jell-O shots to bring to the 4th of July bbq 🤗

[MUST DIE! @MUSTDIEmusic]

I trapped Charlie Kirk’s soul in a lesser soul gem and am using it to power an air fryer

[Conner Hursh @ConnerHursh]

Sorry, but I eat pussy loud as hell.

If you don’t like it, go to another Local Game Store hosting a Marvel Super Heroes Prerelease.

[𝕭 @BrianVanBee]

OH YES DADDY, "FORGET" TO CREDIT ME ANNNDDD PUT AN INSTA FILTER ON MY PHOTO, YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO GET ME GOING 👏🏼💦 THANK YOU SO MUCHHH

[𝕭 @BrianVanBee]

lady at walmart: how'd ya get those bleach stains on your t shirt honey?

me, impulsively: i can never drink anything without spilling 🤷🏼‍♂️

[𝕭 @BrianVanBee]

oops

[𝕭 @BrianVanBee]

On the Max

Girl: *sneezes
Me: "bless you"
Girl: "I have a boyfriend"

A few seats behind us: "I'm vegan"

[pep 🐟 @SUBMARINER1941]

worst part of the literacy crisis is that you can’t use hyperbole or be dramatic anymore without some dumb fucking idiot thinking that you sincerely believe whatever exaggeration you said

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Chickens when cars don’t let them cross the road

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

After years of complaining about cancel culture, the current administration has taken it to a new and dangerous level by routinely threatening regulatory action against media companies unless they muzzle or fire reporters and commentators it doesn’t like. https://t.co/uts7JpJZzN

[PALOMA @thebandpaloma]

Weekend of shows coming up July 19th-20th! 🖤

🎟️ https://t.co/zAE4uP5vXe

[Bray.. @Bray_erryday]

Am I “ran through” or am I just a beloved member of my community

[Headgraphix @Headgraphix]

“Say, Drake”

[PALOMA @thebandpaloma]

Now Streaming on all platforms 🙌🏼.. again .. 😎

[PALOMA @thebandpaloma]

“Feels Like Hell” out Friday 😎

[𝕭 @BrianVanBee]

@vipurisx she’s got a killer voice, I back it