Brian Jensen

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[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: Federal & state officials are reportedly investigating whether Taco Bell lettuce contributed to the major explosive diarrhea outbreak.

[Brian Jensen @Brian_Jensen96]

@adityanaha80287 @Polymarket Count the commas... thousands, million, billions... basic math lol

[Brian Jensen @Brian_Jensen96]

@NHLPR @NHLFlyers @Canes No point

[Brian Jensen @Brian_Jensen96]

@hrbekroenick Clean hit, honestly...

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

The BBC says it has found a 'consistent pattern of spikes just hours, or sometimes minutes' in financial markets before a 'social media post or media interview' by President Trump.

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

US government debt nears $39 trillion, according to Treasury data.

That is up from $37 trillion in August and $38 trillion in October, which was during a federal government shutdown.

The Treasury added the most recent $1 trillion in debt in just 71 days, the fastest accumulation outside of the COVID pandemic.

Nearly $5 trillion in debt has been added since since January, 2024.

Furthermore, interest payments are now the fastest-growing line in the federal budget.

In absolute terms, they have surpassed spending on both Medicare and national defense.

[Penguins Jesus @PenguinsJesus]

“Maybe I wasn’t your problem.”

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Republicans Announce Plan To Keep Doing Opposite Of What Everyone Voted For Them To Do https://t.co/AIdkkDbiU4

[Brian Jensen @Brian_Jensen96]

@CityNewsVAN Which economists are you referring to? None that I follow are surprised one bit.

[World Source News @Worldsource24]

BREAKING: Huge explosions in Tehran, Iran.

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

BREAKING: Qatar intercepts new wave of Iranian missiles

[Brian Jensen @Brian_Jensen96]

@CTVNews Hardly anybody will be receiving compensation.

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@Canucks Aaand they blew it

[Brian Jensen @Brian_Jensen96]

@CTVNews Merry christmas

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

Who else but Marchy 😂🤷‍♂️

[Brian Jensen @Brian_Jensen96]

@EdmontonOilers They look kind of miserable

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@spittinchiclets

[Brian Jensen @Brian_Jensen96]

@MarkJCarney High paying? What is the definition? Does a high paying job enable you to afford a house? No? Then it's not a high paying job. RESIGN!

[Brian Jensen @Brian_Jensen96]

@TransLink Something needs to be done about the open drug use on the Skytrain. I don't want to breathe that smoke!

[Brian Jensen @Brian_Jensen96]

@acoyne It's definitely worse than 90's bad! Are you kidding me?