Brian Jordan

Miserable Sports Fan. Mets. Jets. Devils. Free Agent, inquire within.

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Knicks championship parade in New York, huh? You think they’ll use Ginny Sack as a float?

[Owen Phillips @owenlhjphillips]

watching World Cup matches kick off at the advertised start time as an American sports fan

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

Good carter bryant minutes

[monty @78RuinedMyLife]

Guess which one Nathan Mackinnon scored

[SNY @SNYtv]

Hey Mike, do A.J. Ewing and Patrick Ewing ever get together when they're both in New York?

Say hi, go out to dinner or something?

[Amazin' Army @WE_ARE_MET_FANS]

In 7 full seasons with the Mets, Pete Alonso missed a total of 24 games

In his first month and a half with the Mets, Jorge Polanco has missed 26 games

[Tom Fornelli @TomFornelli]

When she asks what I want to do for dinner

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

The Atlanta Hawks game plan against the Knicks

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Mike Vrabel: "I'll cut my penis off if I win the Super Bowl."

Dianna Russini:

[Tone Digs @ToneDigz]

I-right wiggle 34 switchblade. For the state championship. I love all y’all baby, I love all y’all.

[Stuckey @Stuckey2]

Okay we are down 1. Let’s have the Princeton transfer dribble into nothing and not get a shot off. Ready, break!

[Nick Kostos @TheKostos]

I’m in the pit of misery and it’s Carolina blue

[Emily Nyman @EmSheDoesIt]

Mark DeRosa rn

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Found the worlds alltime number 1 hater of Yankees

[. @KingDaboll]

Brian Daboll: What if we sign the players that got me fired

[Bunkie Perkins @BunkiePerkins]

Alabama has to at least ask I think

[Nick Kostos @TheKostos]

That’s one of the greatest throws in the history of the NFL

[Hunter Combs @HunterCombs6333]

Fuck you bo nix I hope you snap your ankle in half

[Cara Jeffrey @cara_jeffrey]

What is Zohran Mamdani’s plan to stop the Dodgers