Brian Mulongo 🇰🇪

Paranomal Investigator
Criminologist/ forensic analyst
[email protected]

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

I haven't stopped thinking about a brilliant little girl named Faith that I met outside the Malawian consulate in Joburg.

She was born in South Africa but her whole family is undocumented. Her dad - a gardener - said they were kicked out of their house and he lost his job

[Brian Mulongo 🇰🇪 @Brian_Mass]

The kind of bulldozing the political side of government is doing is worrying! These guys are so pushy. I don't think it has ever been witnessed in this country B4 in that magnitude @Belive_Kinuthia @AokoOtieno_ @BenjiNdolo @C_NyaKundiH @DrBKhalwale @DidmusWaBarasa

[Brian Mulongo 🇰🇪 @Brian_Mass]

@LarryMadowo I strongly believe xenophobia is likely to explode in Kenya against Burundian nationals . People will use next year's elections to drive 'em out!

[Brian Mulongo 🇰🇪 @Brian_Mass]

How much do government bloggers get paid? The season is worse for them. Defending is gava at his time I the worst a human can wish for!

[Brian Mulongo 🇰🇪 @Brian_Mass]

@gabrieloguda I feel I KNOW your exit plan. If smart like me!!! You know it all

[Brian Mulongo 🇰🇪 @Brian_Mass]

@RodgersKipembe We don't even want to understand! He has so many wrongs. I don't see if the rights can match

[Brian Mulongo 🇰🇪 @Brian_Mass]

@gabrieloguda The dead are supposed to be let to rest in peace buana. Regardless!

[Brian Mulongo 🇰🇪 @Brian_Mass]

@DrBKhalwale I like you doc,,, but parading your assistance is what I fail to understand in you leaders

[Brian Mulongo 🇰🇪 @Brian_Mass]

@Adele_lide The crowd is paid by our money that sleeps in homa bay

[Brian Mulongo 🇰🇪 @Brian_Mass]

@TheStarKenya The biggest cartel in Uhuru's govt was William

[Brian Mulongo 🇰🇪 @Brian_Mass]

The stupidest thing I've heard on the internet this weekend is Western leaders vouching for cs oparanya to be DP . How low do we get. The guy is zero valuably ! @KTNNewsKE

[Brian Mulongo 🇰🇪 @Brian_Mass]

@MakauWaMuli I'll tell you for free and without ANY fear of contradiction that 90% of Kenyans will NEVER set foot in talanta stadium. 70% of Kenyans will probably use expessway

[SokoAnalyst @SokoAnalyst]

KRA says it will not monitor personal M-PESA transfers, only business payments through PayBills and Till numbers.

But Kenyans are right to ask: where is the line between tax compliance, privacy, and State overreach?

[Brian Mulongo 🇰🇪 @Brian_Mass]

@KenyaPower_Care token for metre number 54501786609 delayed. Please respond!

[Brian Mulongo 🇰🇪 @Brian_Mass]

@StandardKenya This is not the reasoning of a learned person. Bure kabisa!!

[Brian Mulongo 🇰🇪 @Brian_Mass]

Edwin Sifuna has already managed to bring all luhya sub tribes together even before he starts to try. Something that has proved difficult since time immemorial.#SisiNdoSifuna

[Brian Mulongo 🇰🇪 @Brian_Mass]

@morarakebaso WAJINGA SISI is what you want to tell us!?

[Brian Mulongo 🇰🇪 @Brian_Mass]

😂😂😂 I used to think wamunyoro had plans to die in power buana!

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

Whenever I feel low, I go to YouTube and look for videos of Rigathi Gachagua when he used to beat his chest like a silver back gorilla. Bwana wacheni Mungu aitwe Mungu.

[Brian Mulongo 🇰🇪 @Brian_Mass]

@DrBKhalwale Boni thinking of how he can lie to us!. No matter what you say now,, you are not on the RIGHT side

[Brian Mulongo 🇰🇪 @Brian_Mass]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary