Brian Matous

[Brian Matous @Brian_Matous]

Things girls love to do:
1. Take pictures of the airplane wing before their flight takes off/during flight

[Brian Matous @Brian_Matous]

I wish you could pay to switch songs on TouchTunes

[San Antonio Spurs @spurs]

FRAME IT 📸

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Honorary Sonic

[Ty Lawson @TyLawson3]

4 things I’d rather do than be a thunder fan:

1. Play hide and go seek w/ Jeffery Dahmer in an abandoned Chucky Cheese

2. Be a Temu parachute tester

3 Stick my D&@k In a blender

4.Lick a port-o-potty toilet seat at Coachella

Yall are some Losers

[Brian Matous @Brian_Matous]

Blue Album is one of the GOATs. Greg used to blast this in the Honda Civic in my youth.

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I can’t recall the last time I’ve seen the mariners throw someone out at home.

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Lil Wayne’s Prom Queen is a legitimately good song.

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Grade 2 calf strain playing basketball today. Came out of retirement for one month, time to hang it up again.

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Frat Leinart

[Back Then Football @BackThenFB]

April 28th, 2005 #FightOn

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Get Clavicular there

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Hey Everybody. We are filming @barstoolspringb in Vegas. If any girls want to join the cast and party all week with our crew send a video and tag #barstoolvegas You could be in Vegas ASAP

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@jay_jayh1 Rob Refsnyder gives “Asian Jim” vibes from the office. With that name and his overall look, you think you would be seeing a white guy at the plate.

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I would love the see this at TPC Interbay.

[Skratch @Skratch]

Every shot hit at @TheMasters in the last ten years.

📸@IBM

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@shanetroach @grok @grok fact check me. Refer to NBA rosters circa 2014

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The 14 high schools that make up Seattle’s Metro League have more alumni playing in the NBA than NYC’s high schools, all 799 of them.

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@shanetroach Make no mistakes

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Ozempic Charles Barkley lost aura

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No doubt in my mind that SEA TAC is the worst airport in the country.

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@i5runnin Fair enough! But unfortunate. The West Hollywood Nox is probably a good place to avoid getting hit on as a woman.

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@i5runnin is this your equinox? May need you to hook a brother up with a guest pass.

[UCFasimétrico 🎬 @UCFasimetrico]

Sydney Sweeney & Ana de Armas

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People forget that

[Matt Hasselbeck @Hasselbeck]

Reminder that the 49ers played a Week 18 game for the #1 seed in the NFC.

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@jay_jayh1 Alpha

[Brian Matous @Brian_Matous]

People who look forward to going out on NYE are just as bad as resolutions who clog up the gyms in January. Although the Venn Diagram is probably fairly large!

Hate to brag but I will be in bed at 9:30 PM CST.