Brian Carlson

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All elephants matter... #dadjokes #dadjokesdaily

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Saves time, really... #dadjokes #dadjokesdaily

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None of that sappy business... #dadjokes #dadjokesdaily

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Rumor has it, it's still running... #dadjokes #dadjokesdaily

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Should probably get better lenses... #dadjokes #dadjokesdaily

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It's all made up... #dadjokes #dadjokesdaily #flatearthtruth #flatearthers

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The music they make is killer... #dadjokes #dadjokesdaily

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Or the brains to do it safely... #dadjokes #dadjokesdaily

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Do you like to moo-ve it? ... #dadjokes #dadjokesdaily

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Or timeless fashion? ... #dadjokes #dadjokesdaily

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They always lead up to something... #dadjokes #dadjokesdaily

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Don't act too supplies-ed... #dadjokes
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It was used to a fraction of the
problems... #dadjokes #dadjokesdaily

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But it's the best kind of cheese... #dadjokes #dadjokesdaily

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Really weak shells... #dadjokes #dadjokesdaily

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So much dough... #dadjokes #dadjokesdaily

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Awe, isn't that sweet? #dadjokes #dadjokesdaily #dadjokesoftheday

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Ba dum tss (IYKYK)! #dadjokes #dadjokesdaily #dadjokesoftheday

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Way to cinch it! #dadjokes #dadjokesdaily #dadjokesoftheday

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They're just trying to squeeze by... #dadjokes #dadjokesdaily #dadjokesoftheday