Brian in Barstow

I live in Barstow, because I was born here and have no way out. We got the best Del Taco, so there’s that.

[Brian in Barstow @BrianinParadise]

@jimrome the NFL wants Pair of D’s, moobs, but you won’t let Silkbrah back on your show. #JimRomeOnX

Unwar the Super Chargers

[Brian in Barstow @BrianinParadise]

GIVE ME BACK MY BREAK TAKES! Signed the Clones
#jimromeonx

[Brian in Barstow @BrianinParadise]

@jimrome #askthepros
Rome

After Choc’s response about watching football with his wife, can we get a weekly update of who wins each week?

Thanks
Brian in Barstow

#jimromeonx

[Brian in Barstow @BrianinParadise]

@jimrome
Rome

I got a name for the new feline, “Seattle”. Every time you call for it “Hey Seattle”!

War Jungle Tourette’s
#jimromeonx

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@jimrome YouTube feed is down @jimrome

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@jimrome #askthepros
Rome

After Choc’s response about watching football with his wife, can we get a weekly update of who wins each week?

Thanks
Brian in Barstow

#jimromeonx

[Brian in Barstow @BrianinParadise]

GIVE ME BACK MY BREAK TAKES! Signed the Clones
#jimromeonx

[Brian in Barstow @BrianinParadise]

I convinced my bandmate to ask the lead singer of our favorite band if we could open up for them the next night. I said what could go wrong he says no?

He stared at me like I was the dumbest MFer that ever walked the Earth, he didn’t say a word.
#jimromeonx Unwar meeting heroes

[Brian in Barstow @BrianinParadise]

Rome, my question is for Choc. Do you get to watch football all day Sunday?

10am-8pm, wrecks the wife’s day.
#jimromeonx #askthepros

[Brian in Barstow @BrianinParadise]

Get em Ichiro!
Signed Peyton
#jimromeonx

United Way Peyton Manning - SNL https://t.co/7BPkmOQcZ0 via @YouTube

[Brian in Barstow @BrianinParadise]

Rome

I also have an “in and out problem”.

Signed
@RomiesMyHomie_ ‘s apparatus
#jimromeonx

[Brian in Barstow @BrianinParadise]

@jimrome
Rome

I got a beef with ‘hates to pay taxes guy’ at the weed store!

Dude, if you don’t wanna pay taxes on your weed, go buy it from the sketchy dude in the sketchy neighborhood! Stop wasting everyone’s time dbag.

Brian in Barstow
#whatsyourbeef
War team bake

[Brian in Barstow @BrianinParadise]

@jimrome
Rome

V is for Vulgar!

Brian in Barstow
#jimromeonx

[Brian in Barstow @BrianinParadise]

@jimrome
Rome

Before I left I hit my goal.

Signed
Kenan

[Brian in Barstow @BrianinParadise]

@jimrome
Rome

Damn, V is having a hell of a week. First it’s all Browns all week and now Oadge is back?

#jimromeonx

[Brian in Barstow @BrianinParadise]

@jimrome
Hey Portland woman

Girl, mix in a razor or soap, you’re nasty!

#jimromeonx

[Brian in Barstow @BrianinParadise]

@jimrome #askthepros
Rome

My ATP is for Alex. He looks like a tall “sumbitch”, did you hoop?

Brian in paradise
#jimromeonx

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@jimrome
Rome

A haiku for the newest Raptor.

Hey my guy Kahwai?
Tell me are TOILETS! why?
Don’t cry, dry your eyes

Signed
Snoop dog
#jimromeonx

[Brian in Barstow @BrianinParadise]

@jimrome
Rome

War 247 YAC!

Signed
Yakety Sax
#jimromeonx

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@jimrome #atp
Rome

Speaking of hazing any of you college bros join a fraternity? Which one?

I joined Alpha Tau Omega, ironically with a bunch of heathens.

Brian out here living in Paradise