Brianne

EIU '18

[Brianne @Brianne6697]

Satisfaction is when someone flashes their lights at you like you have your brights on, then you ACTUALLY flash your brights on for 2.5 seconds just to make them feel stupid bc you aren’t about to let your intelligence be insulted like that

[lauren @laurcarter]

girls who slut shame other girls for wearing lingerie on halloween have boring sex with thomas rhett playing in the background

[emma horne @emmiee6]

lol why are girls still being mean, you're in your 20's find a new hobby

[Brianne @Brianne6697]

@Voss_Zoe4596

[Lex Cat @lexiinb]

I’m asking if you see this post to please pray and have positive thoughts for my dad as he goes into his 3rd open-heart surgery in a year & a half. My family is very low key when it comes to seeking help. But why not take all the help we can get in this time of need? Thank u❤️

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

And in that moment, Jimmy and Bobby realized they didn’t want to play Fortnite anymore

https://t.co/tWNdsJP0Te

[Alex Dransfeldt @alexdransfeldt]

Ur lame if you know someone has a soft spot for you and take advantage of it

[lex @alexxiisj]

dear Hannah the nursing student in Dallas, i heard ur bf @ the taco stand this morning, talking about how many times he’s cheated on u since he’s been back at baylor......... he’s trash. dump him.

[Brianne @Brianne6697]

S/O to @hanburgan for making the best macchiato I’ve ever had and it preventing my morning melt down🙌🏽💞

[Brianne @Brianne6697]

When you thought you were the baby at EIU and then like 20ppl turned 21 after you! #21Gang

[Brianne @Brianne6697]

“I talk a lot of shit for a bitch who can’t do anything on her own” -@Voss_Zoe4596 😂😂

[audrey @villaudrey]

it’s 2038.u go visit your kid at EIU. carmen hall is still standing...unoccupied.sig chi remains kicked off campus.there is a 9 to 1 sorority to frat ratio.the dining dollar minimum is now $500.martys has yet to fix the most recent hole in their wall. dj kellz is djing at martys https://t.co/CMfsvnzObo

[Reannan @Reannan_Black]

Hahahaha did anyone else think they weren’t skinny in high school and then look back at old pictures and think they were crazy and would kill to have that body again bc same

[Brianne @Brianne6697]

@emmagrundon @GunnerDavis1 @_theycallmecarl @armstrongzach It said you were private and wouldn’t let me tag you!!!

[Brianne @Brianne6697]

Happy 21st birthday @GunnerDavis1 !!🎉🍻🍾

[Modern Adult @adultproblem]

Being afraid to check your bank account is the adult version of being afraid to check your grades

[Rogue Dad, M.D. @RogueDadMD]

Just learned our 9y/o did an experiment on us. Lost tooth, told no one for 3d, kept tooth under his pillow. No $. Then he tells us he lost the tooth, next night there is money under his pillow. Then confronted us with his scientific evidence that the tooth fairy isn't real.