SmokeAhontas

I go to seek a great perhaps ♏

[Barstool KU @BarstoolKU]

#SuperBowlLIV went from crying about a Google commercial to this.

2020 is crazy. https://t.co/b1Qlw1yWt1

[SmokeAhontas @BrianneNewcomb]

Dont ask me what happened after the Pats Parade, cause honestly I can't remember🤷🏽‍♀️🍻🎉

[SmokeAhontas @BrianneNewcomb]

I dont think I'll ever get out of bed for a gym as fast as I get out of bed for cheeserolls😂😍🧀

[SmokeAhontas @BrianneNewcomb]

Cameron really took a shower, went outside with a wet head & went rollerblading.. in 25° weather.. been gone for over an hour..🤔 where did he find that motivation? Cause I'm still in bed. lmao

[SmokeAhontas @BrianneNewcomb]

2 long islands deep on that 'fuck you' attitude🖕🏽

[SmokeAhontas @BrianneNewcomb]

@realChrisBlacky Thank youu!🙆🏽‍♀️🎉 lmao

[SmokeAhontas @BrianneNewcomb]

My birthday might be still 4 days away, but the festivities begin tonight!💃🏽🥂🎉

[SmokeAhontas @BrianneNewcomb]

Just saw a guy dressed up like a banksy piece & I'm honestly impressed👀👌🏽

[LOVE MIA MORE *:･ﾟ✧（╹◡╹）♡ @alleyezonmia]

Evan Peters in every season of AHS. #AHSApocalypse

[SmokeAhontas @BrianneNewcomb]

4am again tho🙄👌🏽

[Ben McDonald @Bmac0507]

This clip of @chrisdelia talking about calling out haters with @bertkreischer dying laughing is absolute gold

[SmokeAhontas @BrianneNewcomb]

I literally cannot catch a fucking break this week. Is it Friday yet?

[Angel Z @angeljiovany]

me when the murder house song starts playing and Tate's son walks in all grown up #AHSApocalpyse

[SmokeAhontas @BrianneNewcomb]

Me: Excuse me, you dropped a price ticket on the floor, can you grab that by your feet for me?
Customer: I didnt drop it. It fell. YOU should get YOUR terms straight!
Me: Okay well.. either way YOU can still pick it up so💁🏽‍♀️ #ThanksBitch

[SmokeAhontas @BrianneNewcomb]

If someone could give ya girl a ride to work, That would be dope. I pay w. Smoke ups & gas money🤷🏽‍♀️ lmao #Sos

[T’Cata 🫂 @CGtheOG]

*walks into mall
*smells Auntie Anne’s https://t.co/SUxJxRXzUY

[SmokeAhontas @BrianneNewcomb]

Yess girl, YES. Let them know👏🏽🗣

[SmokeAhontas @BrianneNewcomb]

Hmm where should I excessively drink margaritas this lovely friday?💁🏽‍♀️🍹💕

[SmokeAhontas @BrianneNewcomb]

If summer is just gonna continue on being humid as shit like this we can move onto fall now. I'm good. 👉🏽🍃