Meister Sitima

Lover of l things. zsgfwwese e
Advocate of the HC of Kenyawse
Life and Travel Companion of @KaweruWanjukie

[Meister Sitima @Briansitima]

@klop4kop @KeKirwa 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[esme 🍀🌹 @esme_essie_]

“I used to think ‘sleep like a pig’ was just a saying. Today I saw the original footage.” Now I finally understand the insult.”

[Mwango Capital @MwangoCapital]

Interesting development.

A three-judge bench has nullified the government’s KES 204B sale of its 15% stake in Safaricom to Vodacom, completed on June 30, and ordered the shares restored to State ownership, citing inadequate public participation and concealment or misrepresentation of material information.

The transaction was intended to provide seed capital for the National Infrastructure Fund. Including KES 40.2B in upfront payments for future dividends, the total package was KES 244B.

https://t.co/1ylQN9LymK

[5 @comeuptuff]

what a privilege it is to be exhausted by an ambition of your own choosing

[stephen mallowah @smallowah]

@BRS_Kenya I was recently at the AmCham 2026 Conference and listened to the President's keynote address focusing on reforms on ease of doing business. A simple application is under review for 6 weeks on a time-sensitive matter. Do better @NIFCAfrica @InvestKenya_

[Meister Sitima @Briansitima]

@klop4kop @megaconfidence 😌

[Gu$tavo @Ghus_tav0]

I'm a type C person I can wake up at 5am. I can wake up at 1pm.
I can work for 15 hrs straight, or I can do nothing for 3 days. text back in 0.5 secs or 2 weeks later. love being alone but hate feeling lonely. overthink everything, then end up saying it is what it is.

[Meister Sitima @Briansitima]

@kwets11 @klop4kop

[Meister Sitima @Briansitima]

@Kusaasirarita @klop4kop

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

The chances of being slapped by a random fish are always extremely low, but never zero.

[Meister Sitima @Briansitima]

@klop4kop @polo_kimanii 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[The Mining Guy. 👷🏾‍♂️ @TheMiningGuySA]

As an adult you literally have 37 minutes to celebrate a win until you face another inconvenience. 😭

[Meister Sitima @Briansitima]

@TheRodged @NYCMayor @klop4kop

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Super Mom

[Meister Sitima @Briansitima]

@KibandaScholar @klop4kop 🤣🤣

[cow @cowincrisis]

jesus turns water into wine and everybody go crazy. i turn grass into milk and nobody bats an eye

[Dr Gacikira 🕹️ @gacikiraMD]

Unpopular opinion;

Parents raising a child with Disability should be exempted from paying taxes.

[Meister Sitima @Briansitima]

@klop4kop Hehehe tigaye...obosoku!

[EsDeeKid @esdeekidd]

are you climbing this mountain for the world to see you or to see the world

[Meister Sitima @Briansitima]

@Makiadi_ @klop4kop