Ohio Alan Partridge

[Ohio Alan Partridge @Brianysus]

@benaveryisgood That boat is called the ss clickbait btw, not happy I know that

[Ohio Alan Partridge @Brianysus]

I’d let Amanda Balionis quarter-swing a pitching wedge to my temple if she’d agree to do so naked

[Ohio Alan Partridge @Brianysus]

@benaveryisgood who you got in the pga this weekend and why, big dog?

[Ohio Alan Partridge @Brianysus]

@JeffDye @benaveryisgood Holy fucking shit, Jeff.

[Ohio Alan Partridge @Brianysus]

Hamish Linklater is just Josh Radnor read Infinite Jest

[Ohio Alan Partridge @Brianysus]

iTakeShits

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I don’t know if you’ve ever been to an amusement park run by children, but this is what it feels like.

Bill Maher, 2022

[Ohio Alan Partridge @Brianysus]

If you try to freeze yogurt yourself, you are not going to end up with frozen yogurt.

Bill Maher

[Ohio Alan Partridge @Brianysus]

These prestige tv shows love to have Steve Carell die in off scene car crashes, that guys legal representation must be killer.

[Ohio Alan Partridge @Brianysus]

“Earthworms are the lungs of the earth… cmon, everyone knows that’s the Oceans”

Liz Lemon in 4 Seasons

[Ohio Alan Partridge @Brianysus]

Just overheard someone refer to Diet Coke as “refrigerator cigarettes”. What an extraordinary woman.

[Ohio Alan Partridge @Brianysus]

There is a “Lawrence Cableman” referenced quite a few times in the Epstein Files…

[Larry The Cable Guy @GitRDoneLarry]

BREAKING: In an effort to cash in on the recent Cracker Barrel dust up, recording artist Uncle Kracker has recently changed his name to Uncle Kracker Barrel for the fall tour.

[Ohio Alan Partridge @Brianysus]

You see Bruce Altman come across the screen you better buckle up; he will without question be super smarmy and somehow engaged in an ethically dubious scheme that will eventually befall him. A true professional.

[Ohio Alan Partridge @Brianysus]

@stoolpresidente Gotta get Dante’s up the road in Clintonville. “Cash only” is your indicator of quality. I find you morally reprehensible.

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@mikerecine Lowe’s

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I like to spend my Sundays going in to open hoses, walking in the door, looking around and saying “Jeeeeesus Christ…”

[Ohio Alan Partridge @Brianysus]

@robbiegoodwin How bout ya don’t, Ladies and Gentleman: Honey Don’t!

[Ohio Alan Partridge @Brianysus]

Obviously over on Bluesky https://t.co/o7qBkX9ObY

[Ohio Alan Partridge @Brianysus]

The worst 9/11 in the last fourty or fifty years…

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Traditional looking Michigan crowd full of plug-uglies #HookEm