Bri

for the memories

[˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚ @bendergirlfrend]

I sentence U to one meal no youtube

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

I’m bored….if you were visited by 3 ghost for Christmas who would you want them to be? Lol

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

I thought everyone was booing me in Kansas City but apparantely it’s just a chiefs thing lol

[Bri @BriaunaShepherd]

Thinking about the time I paid a DJ at a bar $80 to play The 1975 cause he kept refusing to

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

I know democracy doesn’t work bc mac millers npr tiny desk concert isn’t the national anthem

[Bri @BriaunaShepherd]

The disappointment as a 3rd grader going to see the Plymouth Rock after learning about it in school just to get there and running over to it and turn around a yell to my parents “ITS JUST A ROCK!”

[Lawrence Wright @lawrence_wright]

Plymouth Rock has to be one of the most unremarkable artifacts of American history.

[Bri @BriaunaShepherd]

I’m still upset that Taylor Swift and Brendon Urie wasted a collaboration on ‘ME!’

[Bri @BriaunaShepherd]

I’ve had to forgive my parents for a lot but the one thing I won’t forgive them for is teaching me that peanut butter goes in the fridge.

[Bri @BriaunaShepherd]

Harry Styles new music video is giving very much Blades of Glory

[Bri @BriaunaShepherd]

My toxic trait is thinking I could do a Hot Ones interview with no problem

[Bri @BriaunaShepherd]

Last night I had one couple at my bar top that were actively rooting against the Chiefs and I was seriously concerned for their lives

[Bri @BriaunaShepherd]

In honor of Christmas time and my dad lmao

[Bri @BriaunaShepherd]

The fact that when I was little I was convinced to leave beer and cheese out for Santa because, “he would be tired of milk and cookies by the time he got to our house” is actually everything!

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

I’m the dad friend which is like the mom friend but instead of taking care of people I don’t answer texts and I know a thousand extremely specific facts that are in no way useful ever

[Bri @BriaunaShepherd]

Was going to try and watch One Tree Hill along with the Drama Queens podcast and here they are on episode 2 and me on season 5

[Bri @BriaunaShepherd]

@lillyduncannn What you need to do is text me back

[Bri @BriaunaShepherd]

My mom: “I guess I should probably help you pay for therapy since, ya know, I kinda got you in this situation”

[Bri @BriaunaShepherd]

Men constantly guess my height as much taller than I actually am and it’s because they have fully convinced themselves that they are 6’2 when in reality they are 5’10

[Bri @BriaunaShepherd]

I made a new Snapchat so I would stop adding random people I meet and now I have two Snapchats full of random people I meet

[Bri @BriaunaShepherd]

@ my mom

[Bri @BriaunaShepherd]

THIS FUCKING SUCKSSSSS!!!!!