MyHighThoughts

Shit I think of when I’m high

[MyHighThoughts @BrickksThoughts]

Sober: life sucks 😞

High: wOw life sucks lol ☺️

[MyHighThoughts @BrickksThoughts]

Is an old friend someone you were friends with a long time ago or you were friends with for a long time??

[Weed Thoughts💭🍁 @weedthotss]

My mama: Come here and look at me🤨

Me:

[MyHighThoughts @BrickksThoughts]

I tried so hard to incorporate weed into every day all day to be a productive stoner and to just be chill while I get my shit done
But now I need it to get any shit done..😅
Is that a problem??

[🫧𝕋𝕠𝕜𝕒𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕒𝕤🫧 @theone90x]

Edibles really do wait for you to call them shit before they get you in a headlock

[Weed Thoughts💭🍁 @weedthotss]

“do you smoke”

me: “smoke what?”

[MyHighThoughts @BrickksThoughts]

Oh your _personal_problem_ Agh I’m sorry-ope! Sorry gotta go! I hear my weed calling my name

[MyHighThoughts @BrickksThoughts]

Actually.. is 420 is a worldwide thing isn’t it?

[MyHighThoughts @BrickksThoughts]

Hey guys😏 happy national pot day

[MyHighThoughts @BrickksThoughts]

High though:

E V I L is D E V I L with a D ... 😏 Lol

[MyHighThoughts @BrickksThoughts]

Am I just high or does Wendy’s collar say mom ?

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@Sparkiestgerm @fordnation “Guess I’m not dying fast enough “😂😂

[MyHighThoughts @BrickksThoughts]

@Sparkiestgerm Yes ma’am

[MyHighThoughts @BrickksThoughts]

Wake n bake tip:
Brush your teeth before smoking.

Cottonmouth+toothpaste=no bueno

[MyHighThoughts @BrickksThoughts]

My hair is so damaged from accidentally lighting it with my bowl. Anyone else??

[Weed Thoughts💭🍁 @weedthotss]

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[MyHighThoughts @BrickksThoughts]

Every good day starts with a little wake n bake

[MyHighThoughts @BrickksThoughts]

@bagsnblunts I mean I don’t hate him any more than trump🤷‍♀️

[MyHighThoughts @BrickksThoughts]

Trigger warning! This may be insensitive
I smoked a joint before going into the viewing for my uncle before the funeral. Best idea ever. Wasn’t even sad and everyone else’s eyes were red and glassy so it was ok🤙🏻