Bailey🐥

I genuinely don’t know what’s going on. Straightedge. Mama. Hairstylist.

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn’t really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof

[hera @shiningdaisies]

unfortunately i could never be nonchalant because i am not well in the head and also my soul is on fire

[🦢 @ZainabSana2622]

I once had a boyfriend tell me that if I tried, I could force my period out in one day, because the uterus is a muscle. This is why men shouldn't be legislating women's reproductive health.

[Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite]

WAKE UP FREAKS A SPLENDID FAIRYWREN GOT CAUGHT OUT IN A RAIN SHOWER

[CHANEL MURDER @ChanelMurder]

“girl fuck you” is gender neutral

[L 🇨🇦 @Ann_Hedonia1]

Does my cat know she’s adorable or does she think her lil meow squeaks are super serious business

[𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓪 🐸 @princesalamwane]

C’est évident qu’elle a perdu un pari entre tortues et c’est tombé sur elle pour aller gifler le plongeur

[alex 🌈🌙 🪐🐿️🍅🍜 @albatrosslor]

“why defend yourself against something that’s not offensive?” ❤️

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Actually, you misunderstand the purpose of the long shower. I'm not doing anything in there. I am literally staring into nothingness and using the sensory input of falling water to temporarily wash away some of the horror of corporeal human life.

[Mariella ! @pfaffphobic]

I didn’t see a single “it’s gonna be May” meme this year which is personally a massive relief, but culturally a signifier of something much darker.

[some ambient loser @purityolympics]

there is so much pain in this world but i do not feel it when i watch a rat fishing for peas

[🔞 Ari, the Queen of Dolls 💕✨🏳️‍⚧️ (PNGTuber) @MKNerd]

Yes. Men should not feel safe sexually assaulting women.

[trash jones @jzux]

I can’t stop laughing at this she’s got her whole capybarussy out

[rue🍊 @rue_lou]

conversations w my brother who works at nasa🫤🫤🫤

[N-35 @PsychotronicCty]

Balto didn't run his ass through 53 miles of bullshit Alaskan blizzard and get turned into a stuffed animal for y'all to be anti-vaxx.

[Alejandro @diegoalejocm]

Impresionante, inventaron la iguana.

[Neo ݁ᛪ༙ @Neoskiiiii]

Start bragging immediately

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I am a friend to all cats, even the little mean ones. They have their reasons