Merv

Great wedding fayres for great weddings

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@fieldphoto love those terms Matt

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Just watching death in paradise... omg.. you will literally never guess what’s happened!
Some bloke who’s never been in it before has been killed and the bloke out of Father Ted ( the stupid one ) and the maid out... https://t.co/ucyevnFgsK

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So there I am at the motorway services just slightly north of Preston but south of Tebay Dropping a bit of diesel into the transit to ensure that I don’t have to stop again nearer home.
I stumbled a bit with the... https://t.co/tvTlhtij49

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Afternoon all - I have to be in Edinburgh for an hour tomorrow.

Long shot I know but, does anyone want a lift to anywhere on the way? Leaving early doors, returning hopefully mid afternoon.
Van will be half empty on the way up, 1/4 empty on the way back.

Ping me!

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one year on... Nothing ever happens. https://t.co/GkByycxxcT

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I love the disparity of the communication I get, Typically, a bride to be will contact me on Facebook and ask about coming to a wedding fayre, I'll tell her where the tickets are, she may then ask about a specific... https://t.co/n6zdHzInrk

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Flavour of the month... veganism!
Every third tv programme features a vegan aspect, entire channels featuring evenings of anti omnivores propaganda.
If veganism is now a religion, surely this amount of “hate... https://t.co/QSGS7AexB4

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Hey everyone. In just 9 minutes it will be 20-02-2020 20:20:20. The next time the numbers will line up like this....

Never

Oh well

Carpe Diem

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Big day tomorrow at Alfreton Hall. We always look forward to our first "busy one" of the season, except... Last week was mega too. Seven gallons of tea and coffee I made last week, it's only about 130 drinks but it... https://t.co/YENz0S4Hx0

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Apparently we mustn’t let the accidental slaughter of a jet full of innocent tourists overshadow the cold blooded murder of one single megalomaniac.
Thank you Ayatollah there was a danger that it could happen

Being less wrong doesn’t make you more right you know.

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I’m going to go into hiding for a few days, HMRC have just called me and told me there is a warrant out for my arrest, twice today so it must be true.

If anyone needs me I’ll be in Argentina, Marbella, Beirut or... https://t.co/QYkQiK3Li0

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This may come as a big shock to some of my friends but I have decided that it is time to give Facebook a rest.
I plan to visit the toilet for a “number two” and not look at my social media even once during that... https://t.co/pRRreqB6uV

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I know this won't be popular.
All of us should want a better life for ourselves than our parents had and a better deal for our kids than we got. So when a chap says "I don't want my wife to have the media... https://t.co/TfWrnlzwYA

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Greggs! Hats off to them. Made a huge profit selling things people like. Pay taxes, support soup kitchens and treat the staff to a £300 surprise bonus.

It's little things for a huge company but how heartwarming it... https://t.co/yL9n7UnnTi

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The frustration of taking a telephone call from a magazine who can’t actually tell you what they want from you.
First of all they tell me that they’ve been talking to one of my venues and then they tell me that I... https://t.co/hkmVpRZYaj

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Vegan this, vegan that, you have to feel sorry for “gluten free “ so popular in 2018, started to wane last year and now cast aside like a fidget spinner.
I love it when some bloke on the tv with five kids driving a... https://t.co/lkDNTrYsmY

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So annoying, there is no single word anagram of ANAGRAM.
Oh, and every C in Pacific Ocean is pronounced differently.

Maybe I need to get out more.

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I love bits of Trivia, so - so heres a bit of google time for you.
the Apollo one mission resulted in the death of 3 brave astronauts 53 years ago this month.

The only Apollo mission deaths.
Question then. How... https://t.co/KTPRKkYxfn