Sam🥳

welcome to a weird and wonderful side of the internet

[Sam🥳 @BridgeSam00]

Science tip for my fellow drinkers.

Copper is a conductor. The heat from your hand is melting your ice faster. Order your mules in a glass.

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Would you let me hit on you?

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Lol I started shaking and threw up in the waiting room.

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I just learned bottles of disinfectant have a time limit you need to follow before removing. You aren’t killing any bacteria spraying and then wiping it off.
Bacteria can double in population size in 20 minutes.
Follow the directions

[The National Parks @TheNatlParks]

YESSSSSSSSS

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I just heard a lady talk about how we need a version of the bachelor but all the women are bisexual. That is something I’d watch.

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We will be the wine moms one day but it’s not wine. It’s a shirt that says “it’s 4/20 somewhere.”

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Wow. Michelle’s plastic surgeon really nailed it. Really prepared her for that authentic mugshot look. Good for her.

[New York Daily News @NYDailyNews]

Ex-Yankee Johnny Damon, having already loudly supported Trump and whined about coronavirus restrictions, completed the retired baseball player Triple Crown with a DUI in Florida.
https://t.co/Nv6ZfwRqO1

[Sam🥳 @BridgeSam00]

Watched an old man love on a very cute sheep and sobbed over it.

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To those who can’t sleep for whatever reason please enjoy some pictures of a squish pug. Way it calm you down and make you smile.

[Sam🥳 @BridgeSam00]

The stars really said put Aries and Taurus in all the stubborn/anger places.

Congratulations to me. I have a repressed situational rage.

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spaghettification? Who let the weird kid name things?

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Yes.

[wheezywaiter @wheezywaiter]

LIFE TIP: Take another nap. Right now.

[bear @iamblackbear]

i missed the puppy bowl today damn

[Sam🥳 @BridgeSam00]

If your depressed, don’t eat, and like to hate the sun and stay up late. Congrats. You’re an empty vampire.

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@SolidGiraffe69 I won’t drop it.

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Hey yah, this dog grew up to be a freaking weirdi.

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This is my best friend gus. He’s perfect but can also match my crack head energy.

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I present “no think”

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