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[Pub @PubWanghaf]

“Do you guys remember Peanut? Peanut the squirrel. And they killed him. Killed him like a dog. That’s who these people are. We can’t ever forget that.”

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

This is literally a scene from The Office 😭

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

please don’t ask me what a deductible is

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

telling world cup travelers this is george washington

[sleepy cowboy @HughGriffin2]

If I was bald you could expect me to turn up to the function wearing some bullshit like this

[⊹ ࣪ pam ˖✦ @pamvonhadder]

This and never hearing about chatGPT again please

[ʇuᴉɐS📍 @saint_cloudy]

“Okay I drew two Dalmatians. Are we set?”

“Brother, not even close.”

[Old Media @oldmedia]

Zoobooks - Baby Animals (1991)

[🦄 @Bridge_Martyy]

I love just matching energies to people & them suddenly thinking that now I’m a dick 🤣

[David Moscrop @David_Moscrop]

Really torn here.

[🦄 @Bridge_Martyy]

A customer of mine called military tanks “big heifers” and I will never recover from how fucking funny that is

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

How I feel after taking advantage of a good sale

[🦄 @Bridge_Martyy]

The more I think about it the more I realize just how fucked up it is that people have walked all over my generosity for years and have not reciprocated even a fucking nickel

[bunny sanders @whatbunnysaid]

I think about this lady’s best friend all the time. She was NOT playing about her friend. Knew her schedule, the meds she takes and at what time, and that shit was off IMMEDIATELY! May we all have a friend like her a be a friend like her

[Sleepy time bear @bridespanker]

2020s ad: You can finance a burrito using A.I.

1994 Smirnoff ad: What if a penguin had that shit on