Brídg

mi fa cagare

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

“Oh my i’m late for work” “Wait i’m a squirrel” 😂

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

@RepMTG So we agree, it's a choice.

[Brídg @Bridgeeebear]

#NewProfilePic

[bob saget @bobsaget]

I just had a COVID test and I’m wondering if the doctor was legit. They’re supposed to put the swab in your butt and then put it in your mouth to see if you have a sense of taste, right?

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Incredible to have a Chicago team in the Final Four. I’ll take that over an intact bracket any day! Congratulations to everybody @LoyolaChicago - let’s keep it going!

[Brídg @Bridgeeebear]

Had a dream that I quit school to pursue a career in digging graves 🤔 someone tell me what it means

[Brídg @Bridgeeebear]

Bout to be murdered

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me "old," when I would NEVER call him "short and fat?" Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!

[Brídg @Bridgeeebear]

@2iLL33 Is it cause I still haven't sent you your boxes 😶

[J0RD4N | CTRL MUSE👾 @CtrlMuse]

those recliner chairs are ruthless😂

[Brídg @Bridgeeebear]

My mom's response to me telling her that she's extra

[Brídg @Bridgeeebear]

#NewProfilePic

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[FunnyPicsDepot @FunnyPicsDepot]

when a random guy who bought you a drink finds you later on in the night https://t.co/yaU0Qvcj1p

[Candice Leichty @Candyland1125]

When you walk into @CrackerBarrel and don't see Brad's wife... #justiceforbradswife

[tara shoe @tarashoe]

baths aren't comfortable if you're short and your feet don't touch the end and you slide under and drown. drowning to death is uncomfortable

[Hermione's Left Tit @SexyMinions69]

Scream into my ass

[Brídg @Bridgeeebear]

@_kalexandria