Bridget

hard liquor mixed with a bit of intellect

[CRANK IT 2 THE MAX @f4gg0t_666]

DOLLY PARTON REINCARNATED AS LADY GAGA’S CHILD

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Paul revere tonight queen?

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

1 billion on great divide you guys are very disturbed

[𝐀𝐢𝐬𝐚𓍼ོ @cveydove]

putting them back to work less than three weeks after S1 premiered REAL WORK ETHIC IS BACK

[sara @alltoosara]

this is how you survive a healthcare career btw

[neon 🍁 @neon_heartbeat]

Cassie will walk into the room with a gun and shoot Maddy. Then Rue will come in and shoot Cassie. Then alamo will come in and shoot rue and Maddy just in case right before Lexi comes in and shoots Alamo. And they’ll just play mmm whatcha say the whole time

[���𝓪 @SteeIDick]

“if i were you, id-“

if you were me you probably would’ve blown your shit smoove off by now

[kim @KimmyMonte]

a few years ago a cashier at TJ Maxx asked me if i needed to pick up any gifts for mother’s day bc they just got a bunch in so i said “no thanks, she’s dead” and she just stared at me for 30 seconds then asked if i wanted to save 10% by opening up a TJ Maxx rewards card

[no context riverdale @nocontextrvd]

grateful riverdale came at a time where no one could claim the writing was AI, the writers just wrote like that

[Irene @utacult]

John Shen when he starts his shift

[🌷 , petra! ୭ৎ @peterfemmejay]

if i put 40 bags of fentanyl in my body once every two months for two years & didn't fucking die i'd believe in god too

[Seamus Ó Cualáin @jimfoley]

Yeah sorry FIFA has no control over Papa Gino’s on Route 1 in Foxboro

[bug 🍊 @bug_socks]

do u think the moon was happy to see another girl up there

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

girls will survive horrors beyond comprehension and still give love and light and keep it pushing but a man who had one fuckass breakup at 15 will make it his entire personality and be an asshole forever

[ᶜᵒᵘʳᵗ @tropicaIghost]

messaging my coworker who is a full grown man: hey girl got a question for uuu

[JAXIE @jaxajueny]

Thank you for the good news, fetty