Bridget

Sit down comedian | LGP 🐧 | taking L’s since ‘97 | 🏳️‍🌈

[Bridget @Bridget_Ditty]

Abby seriously makes me so happy and I’m blessed to have her in my life

[Bridget @Bridget_Ditty]

Every morning, I chug my coffee on an empty stomach and then wonder why my belly hurts for the next 4 hours 😅😅😅 self sabotage at its finest

[Bridget @Bridget_Ditty]

@KennedyWalters2

[Aidan Smith @aidan_smx]

I don’t think most people really grasp how low the federal minimum wage ($7.25) is.

If you get charged $20 for a late fee, that’s almost three times the minimum wage.

If you get an overdraft fee of $30, that’s over four hours (half a standard workday) of minimum wage labor.

[Bridget @Bridget_Ditty]

Me: *In a happy, healthy relationship*

Taylor Swift: They say all's well that ends well, but I'm in a new hell every time you double-cross my mind

Me:

[Bridget @Bridget_Ditty]

I am not mentally, physically, or emotionally ready for Red Taylor’s Version, and I am especially not ready for the 10 min version of All Too Well

[Bridget @Bridget_Ditty]

Do I take too many pictures of my dogs? Yes. But are they the cutest thing ever? Also yes.

[river buddy butcher 🤠 @rivbutcher]

student loan debt is a particular kind of fucked up debt because you told entire generations of people it was good debt to get a good education for a good job and then you stagnated wages and then you act like the people in debt brought it on themselves and debt isn’t even real

[Bridget @Bridget_Ditty]

@Evan_Ditty Evaaaannnnn why you gotta be so hostile

[Bridget @Bridget_Ditty]

Ever accidentally wear your winter, fleece lined crocs to work when it’s gonna be 80°?? Nah? Me neither…

[Bridget @Bridget_Ditty]

This tea is PIPING hot

[Malynda Hale @MalyndaHale]

I have a question.

Why is mental illness and lack of mental health an appropriate excuse for a mass shooter but not for an athlete to back out of a game or competition?

[Bridget @Bridget_Ditty]

ALYSSA FUCKING NAEHER. THAT IS ALL

[U.S. Women's National Soccer Team @USWNT]

WHAT A FREAKING GAME!! 🇺🇸⚽️

[Bridget @Bridget_Ditty]

Inject this straight into my fucking veins
Go off @lynnraenie

[U.S. Women's National Soccer Team @USWNT]

Where there’s a Will(iams) there’s a way 😤 @lynnraenie

🎥 @NBCOlympics

[Bridget @Bridget_Ditty]

A year ago today, I asked the love of my life and my best friend to marry me, and by some stroke of luck, she said yes

[Bridget @Bridget_Ditty]

Someone at work said the Fourth of July is straight pride, and I’ve never heard anything truer

[Shannon Beveridge @nowthisisliving]

love being gay

[Bridget @Bridget_Ditty]

Maybe if I start talking to my Australian shepherd in an Australian accent, he’ll understand me better

[Bridget @Bridget_Ditty]

@OCDitty LMAO I was on a social media cleanse and this is what I come back to 😂😂😂

[Bridget @Bridget_Ditty]

We love to see it

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Today, I repealed the discriminatory ban on transgender people serving in the military. It’s simple: America is safer when everyone qualified to serve can do so openly and with pride.

[Bridget @Bridget_Ditty]

@jordannn146 They would go fucking wild 😂😂😂

[American Nomad @coffee_n_mtns]

small things we should appreciate more:

• the chirping of birds in the early morning
• the way the sun shines through the trees
• nature after it just rained
• constantly learning new things every day
• libraries, bookshops, bakeries and coffeeshops