bridgit

“my pronouns are dude/bitch”

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

when i start a new show but it couldn't impress me in first 5 mins

[Pink Stanley Cup @ASamantha]

Strict about girls having their toes polished whenever they’re wearing sandals/summertime.

[✦ Cori ✦ @DeliaCore]

UNDER COMMUNISM WE WILL INVENT CIGARETTES THAT ARE GOOD FOR YOU

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

its gonna be a Hunter Biden summer (staying away from crack and reminding others that nobody is perfect and everyone makes mistakes)

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Punishing homeless children to show the world he is a better Christian than the Pope

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

If true this would be a huge win for feminism. Women are grossly underrepresented in the dictatorship and authoritarianism fields

[ali @alibrooke4ever]

they’re gonna die on the same day like jefferson and adams

[tender beast mode @objectbyween]

isnt it crazy that they were like let’s make a law and order series thats only about rape and molestation and it’s been on air for almost 30 years

[Val @VK_HM]

Well, he has tenure

[Aubrey Strobel @aubreystrobel]

he’s saying you can say clanker with the hard R

[KORBI 🐦‍⬛ @NoiBoobSweat]

The one kid who had the newports is a lion amongst sheep

[Alejandro Os - ESTUVE EN GAGACABANA @C4ndyB0i]

Laurie, Lexi, and Rue become sex workers to pay off their debt to Alamo. The DEA tries to stop them but ends up becoming sex workers too.

[ag ✿ @tay_selari]

this was so pretty little liars

[aileen ❦ @elordisdior]

jacob elordi rn

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

The human body was not meant to endure 2 trump terms in one lifetime

[Mira Gonzalez @miragonz]

the five primal fears:
1. prion disease
2. being on a cruise ship
3. man walking towards you
4. toxic shock from forgotten tampon
5. spider egg sac containing thousands of baby spiders

[Sarah @Sarahjdublin]

The more Palestinian history you read the more pro Palestinian you become

[mark normand @marknorm]

People need to stop hanging out in vicinities, that’s where all the shootings happen