Brieana🌻

[Brieana🌻 @Brieanamarie5]

Stop thinking you need a relationship to be happy. Sometimes you need hoes and liquor

[Brieana🌻 @Brieanamarie5]

Nobody talks about how much your man looks at you differently when your pregnant and your body changes so much

[Brieana🌻 @Brieanamarie5]

@sunnysideuppish My grandpa who was vaccinated and had boosters.. died of Covid..

[Brieana🌻 @Brieanamarie5]

How to keep him happy. In 2 steps.
1. Keep his belly full
2. Keep his balls empty

[Brieana🌻 @Brieanamarie5]

I’m officially defeated

[SZA @sza]

Sometimes asking questions is disrespectful to ur own intuition. You know wtf goin on . Now act accordingly

[Brieana🌻 @Brieanamarie5]

Getting posted for Christmas >>>>

[Brieana🌻 @Brieanamarie5]

Over it.

[Brieana🌻 @Brieanamarie5]

Toxic positivity

[Brieana🌻 @Brieanamarie5]

Guys are picky about who cuts their hair but not who they stick their Oscar Myer wiener into.

[Brieana🌻 @Brieanamarie5]

The good leaders will be remembered in songs. The bad leaders will be remembered in riddles of death.

[Brieana🌻 @Brieanamarie5]

Be humble enough to know you’re not better than anybody. But be wise enough to know you’re different from the rest.

[Brieana🌻 @Brieanamarie5]

Seriously a whore for slushes.

[Brieana🌻 @Brieanamarie5]

The meds just make you stop crying. But you feel the same.

[Brieana🌻 @Brieanamarie5]

@lyndsiiee Let’s!!

[Brieana🌻 @Brieanamarie5]

Just like my grandpa always says. Pregnancy is like locking your keys in your car, if a coat hanger doesn’t work you’re gonna need to use a crowbar.

[Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs]

Vaccinated? Cool.

Not? Good.

I don’t care. But you’re not forcing me to take it.

[Brieana🌻 @Brieanamarie5]

Just waiting for these pregnancy boobs to come in like 🥱

[Brieana🌻 @Brieanamarie5]

Not even my bf hangs out with me😂

[Brieana🌻 @Brieanamarie5]

If my doctor wasn’t so obsessed about lecturing me about getting the vaccine he could have prescribed me the right medication. Not the one I’m allergic too(it’s in my chart)😀