Briefcase Michael

Socialist. European. Not a lawyer so don't request legal advice. It may be inaccurate & you may still be charged. Also @BriefcaseMike.bsky.social 😃 🌈

[Briefcase Michael @BriefcaseMike]

I block transphobes on sight just as I block racists and homophobes so don't waste your time with your bile, bigotry, nonsense and verbal abuse.🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

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At this rate the BBC will have read out David Walliams' denial of wrongdoing even more times than Israel's denial of genocide. #BBCNews

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@Normanjam67 AI tells me I'm a textbook example of Multiple Autoimmune Syndrome.
I've always wanted to be in a textbook but I'd prefer it to be for a more celebratory reason. 😄

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Those on here who complained that Andy Burnham was bunking off another #PMQs by going to COP31 will look a bit silly when he stands up in the Commons at midday today.

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@Ryderback3 Yes, but the problem is the many people with an IQ in single digits who are so prominent on this platform and have been calling me a c*nt for pointing out his error.

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Martin Lewis seems to think when you bleed a radiator you are getting water out. Surely it's trapped air that you're removing, not water? #martinlewis #itvmlshow

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@MisterBeergut @MarxMedia That's why it was an unfortunate error for him to have made.

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@LeftyCelt @AlanRob68902430 It's called a "rhetorical question", a concept you seem to be unfamiliar with.

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@AlanRob68902430 I've been bleeding radiators for 50 years so thanks for telling me the bleeding obvious. 🤦‍♂️

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@MarxMedia Not what he said. He said 'bleed the radiators to get the water out'. OK, probably a slip of the tongue but a rather dangerous thing to say. But maybe multi-millionaires don't bleed their own radiators.

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@AnnaMaliniak You're too late! I've already scoffed it. 😄

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I suppose if I used a service like Just Deliveroo it would prevent me stabbing my finger with a Sabatier knife when chopping vegetables.🩸 On the other hand I doubt they'd bring me anything as good as one of my chicken casseroles (if I say so myself). 😋

[Chris Packham @ChrisGPackham]

I’d like to say ‘I don’t have words’ but I do . Debased , vile , cruel , inhuman , regressive and incalculably selfish . They will stop at nothing in a race to the bottom . https://t.co/QSptpXXLIJ

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Badenoch and the Tories never provide any evidence of who these people are who they claim are telling young people with ADHD and autism that 'they'll never amount to anything and must spend their entire lives on benefits.' Probably because it's bollocks. #BBCNews #PoliticsLive

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@Nigeblueboi Unfortunately Anna Foster wouldn't say boo to a goose although she can become slightly more animated when talking to someone from the left.

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Helen Whately spouting her gibberish at 90 miles an hour. It's clearly wrong and dangerous for clinically unqualified politicians to categorise entire categories of mental illness as inherently "mild" but presenters never challenge them on that. #r4today

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@mavis0701 If posts on here are true there has been no appeal filed and the injunction could be lifted at midday tomorrow.

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I think it was by the end of today that celebrity X had to decide whether to appeal against the lifting of the injunction against naming them in the media.
Would be funny if it's not the person that everybody is convinced that it is.

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@dalearcher Apparently he's gone back to Wandsworth where, if reports are to be believed, they get a rat sandwich if they're lucky and can only dream of porridge.

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#skynews reports that Russell Brand has been reciting the rosary in court this morning.
It's showtime.

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@timmckane I didn't know that. My father was in the RAF with the privately-educated son of a very wealthy industrialist whose father had done the same thing. In his case it was the more upmarket Mayfair ones.

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Russell Brand's father outside the court suggesting the jury was corrupt. The apple didn't fall far from the tree. #skynews