I don’t even do the playful, mean flirting shit. The “roasting”, passive aggressive humor. The jokes laced with cruelty & a little bit of truth behind them. I will either be treated with absolute kindness & softness or we just won’t be together.
lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all
so turns out jungkook starting getting emotional since wab:te bc the section he was standing in front of was full of armys crying and that caused him to cry too .. and then the rest of the concert the emotions must've felt overwhelming. our precious jungkook how you're so lovely
I told my mom I wasn't attracted to a guy who liked me and she told me to give him a chance. I said guys don't give girls they're not attracted to a chance so why should I do it? Silence at the dinner table
overheard a guy trying to convince his girlfriend to get a protein bar instead of the croissant she wanted and she said, verbatim, “just because you don’t like joy, josh, doesn’t mean i want to be miserable too.”
What’s scary about the cyclospora outbreak is that the cdc isn’t tracing, so the manufacturer/supplier is likely still unknowingly producing cyclospora infected products. No recalls in sight, no solution in sight. Just explosive diarrhea