Brother Brig

Big family man. Pioneer. Funky beards. Did I mention the family thing? I'm all about big happy families!

[Brother Brig @BrighamYoung02]

Can't tweet. Still recovering from Valentine's Day. "Sweethearts, you nearly killed me this year and the Doc won't refill my Cialis 'scrip!"

[Brother Brig @BrighamYoung02]

Finally heard the new Kanye CD. He should have taken my suggestion to have the Mo' Tab Choir do backing vocals. Kanye, call me next time!

[Brother Brig @BrighamYoung02]

Attention Single Female followers! I have an opening for a new wife next month. If you have a plow and child bearing hips, give me a call!

[Brother Brig @BrighamYoung02]

People ask me, "Brother Brig, how is it that you are so successful with women?" What can I say? Chicks dig the beard.

[Brother Brig @BrighamYoung02]

Hey, who has a contact at HBO? I'm pretty sure I should be getting residuals for this "Big Love" stuff of theirs.

[Brother Brig @BrighamYoung02]

Valentine's Day is coming up. Sure, it *sounds* great. But I'll be a wreck for *weeks* afterwards. I'm only One Man with a Beard, ladies!

[Brother Brig @BrighamYoung02]

OK, I'm tired of this long flowing beard. So played out. Don't you think the wives would like my face with a groovy and hip soul patch?

[Brother Brig @BrighamYoung02]

The Lord told me to go to Utah. And I thought being persecuted in Missouri was bad. You ever been to Utah? SO INCREDIBLY BORING.

[Brother Brig @BrighamYoung02]

They call me the "American Moses." And it's true! Just the other day I parted the waters of the Great Salt Lake. JUST FOR FUN. LOL!

[Brother Brig @BrighamYoung02]

People ask me, "Brother Brig., isn't polygamy against the law?"

Well, yes, but that's why wife #7 is a lawyer.

[Brother Brig @BrighamYoung02]

I need advice on dating. Are there any Web 2.0 sites out there that cater to 4th and 5th wives?

[Brother Brig @BrighamYoung02]

I'm just a normal guy! What's the big deal if I come home, open the door and say, "Honeys, I'm home!"