Jared Bright

1998 Junior Olathe Fire Lieutenant.

[Jared Bright @BrightLights89]

If my phone is in “night shift”, no app should bring up a bright white page to start.

[Jared Bright @BrightLights89]

How much did “The Naismith Club” cost Kansas Athletics? Really nice to add another spot for super donors the year they had to take 15 million from the university general fund.

[Karthik @KarthikForTexas]

This is like if AOC ran for Governor of Alabama and lost and we tried to argue it was fraud.

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

“I don’t trust the final result unless it’s exactly what I want” is the perfect representation of what the Republican Party has become

[Covie @covie_93]

Republicans are out here losing R+11 districts in Florida and genuinely thought that MAGA Spencer Pratt had any chance to win in D+30 Los Angeles.

[Jared Bright @BrightLights89]

@VinnysCorner1 Pete Rose. Have a card of him for that brief period.

[Jared Bright @BrightLights89]

no worse sound than thinking a customer service rep picked up, but it's a weird reset in the music

[GUCCE @gucceCU]

Bro😭😭😭😭

[Jared Bright @BrightLights89]

KU athletics just had to take $15 million from the university general fund for a budget shortfall. Athletics spending is out of control.

[Alex Gold @AlexGold]

I’m told these are the renderings of the KU Baseball indoor facility being pitched this weekend.

[Jared Bright @BrightLights89]

The boy on unicorn academy is the dumbest character in a show I’ve ever seen.

[Emily Zanotti 🦝 @emzanotti]

Guys, the song “Independence Day” is about a woman killing her abusive husband in a house fire

[Tucker D. Franklin @tuckerdfranklin]

(knee, jail) might be the most insane legit designation of all time

[Jared Bright @BrightLights89]

The water

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

You have 175 yards into a downhill par-3 that's playing 150. Front pin. No wind..

What are you hitting? 🏌️

[Jared Bright @BrightLights89]

@DK_Assist @shutuphaterrs I’ve dropped status every year for four years now despite playing the same. Diamond was fun while it lasted. Headed to bronze next year.

[Jared Bright @BrightLights89]

Panburger partner

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

GROUND BEEF CHALLENGE.

NO SPAGHETTI, NO TACOS, NO BURGERS.

What you making

[Ladytron Fan Account @Lady_FanAccount]

"Hurt" is not an original by Johnny Cash. The song was written by Trent Reznor (Nine Inch Nails) in 1994 for the album The Downward Spiral. Rick Rubin had to insist several times on Cash recording his version, at first Johnny found the idea completely insane because the original version is industrial and noisy. At 71, already very ill, almost blind and with trembling hands, Cash completely transformed the band.

The iconic video, directed by Mark Romanek, was filmed at the House of Cash (his own museum). June Carter Cash appears looking at him fondly, the video was shot in February 2003, a few months before she died (May) and Johnny himself (September).

Trent Reznor was so moved that he declared, "This song is not mine anymore." It is considered one of the best covers of all time.

[Nostalgia @NostalgiaFolder]

Interviewer: “Do you have any management experience?”

Me:

[Jared Bright @BrightLights89]

Seahawks didn’t say Marshawn Lynch either.

[Vinny’s Corner @VinnysCorner1]

You can't say Marshawn Lynch, Jerome Bettis, Derrick Henry, or Adrian Peterson.

It's 4th and goal at the 1 and you need a TD ... what back do you give the ball to?

I'll start: Mike Alstott

[Jared Bright @BrightLights89]

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