“You’ll tell a guy your gas has finished, and he’ll reply, “Life is hard for everybody.” 😭
Bro, I said gas, not rent! You’re calling me every morning asking if I’ve eaten, but what about sponsoring the eating? 😂 How can you love someone when your love comes with an empty wallet? 😭
~ A lady said this…
Happy birthday to an exceptional man of God.
Thank you for your unwavering faith, powerful prayers and life changing impact, your ministry continues to inspire millions and draw souls closer to God.
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STOP ASKING YOUR WIFE"HOW WAS WORK OR HOW WAS YOUR DAY."
She will always say "fine" every single time.
A psychologist told me to replace it with one of these 4 instead (They always make her open up):
I watched with disappointment the recent interview granted by Senator Ali Modu Sheriff to Channels Television on Monday.
After a prolonged absence from public discourse, one would have expected that time away might have sharpened Senator Sheriff’s judgment. Regrettably, that does not appear to be the case.
In the interview, the former governor claimed that Peter Obi cannot command sizeable support in Northern Nigeria. It is curious that he has appointed himself spokesperson for the Northern masses. For the record, in his first outing on the presidential ballot, Mr. Obi secured approximately 2.8 million votes in the region — a remarkable achievement that cannot be dismissed lightly.
Given the current national hardships, the widespread consensus on the failure of the APC administration, and the addition of a strong Northern figure to the ticket who previously garnered 1.45 million votes in the region, the OK ticket remains a formidable force in Northern politics.
Even more surprising was Senator Sheriff’s assertion that the people of Kano would not vote for Mr. Obi. Let me state clearly: the good people of Kano are neither bigoted nor xenophobic. They have consistently demonstrated strong trust in the Kwankwasiyya movement and will support any credible ticket presented under its banner.
I respectfully advise Senator Sheriff that, in future national television appearances, he would do better to speak to the serious insecurity and humanitarian challenges facing his home state, rather than making divisive and poorly considered remarks.
The OK ticket currently represents the best opportunity for Nigerians to reset the country and place it on a path of competence, unity, and progress. - RMK
A man reportedly married an 18-year-old girl from Ebonyi State, brought her to Lagos, and has been mältreating her.
Recently, his neighbors confronted him about the way he has been treating her, but he told them to mind their own business. She had visible injuriës all over her body.
"A good relationship is not 50/50 all the time. Sometimes it's 80/20 or 90/10, depending on who needs more support at the moment. When one person is weak, the other provides strength. When one person succeeds, both celebrate. When challenges come, they face them together."
— Veteran Actor, Chief Chiwetalu Agu.