Bert (½ of BerTrini)

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«Psalm 83:18/Isaiah 43:10+12»
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[Bert (½ of BerTrini) @BrightPledge85]

When I was around 5 (I think), I tried to learn how to ride a bicycle, like most kids at that age.

[Bert (½ of BerTrini) @BrightPledge85]

"I feel like when life starts, messages should stop."

-Wonna, c. 2026

[Key Lee 🖤 @key2ursole]

I get tired of people who aren't black having opinions on black things and people.

[Kali @Kali_de_Armas]

coworker must have recently learned the phrase "unbeknownst to me" because he's been saying it constantly, and i don't think he's used it correctly a single time. today he said, "unbeknownst to me, my wife and i tried that new Chinese restaurant down the street. It's pretty good"

[☯️ @FLACKO444]

most men have hobbies and women love to call you when you’re in the middle of one and women NEED attention or they die so.

[Shanique @NicoleShanique]

DMX ain’t got no business being dead. Money Cash Hoes at Yankee Stadium would’ve caused a glitch in the matrix

[Lyndon Baines Johnson @lyndonbajohnson]

Houston is a city. Maybe not a proper, lawful, healthy, or sane one. But it is a city. Dallas is 45 suburbs in a trench coat. -OS

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

You cannot reconcile with people who are not honest about how they mishandled you

[Sean Pendergast @SeanTPendergast]

Awful take. The downgrade from original TITLE WINNING mustard and ketchup to these clown unis is one of the worst uniform decisions in sports history.

[Drew Shirley Law @drewshirleylaw]

Please take your phone and hurl it into the nearest river

[Gonktinaauugpuaghhughh @Loudwindow]

It's so funny how soooo many historical accounts of nations meeting Europeans for the first time are "they stink" and "why did they refuse to bathe"

[Stunna ⛧ @wentsickomode]

"Boy....Now you know you traveled"

[duchess of arrakis @thisisnefertiti]

Therapy speak entering the mainstream was a huge mistake

[Warona @corrl1nks]

"This is English" might just be the greatest response ever

[The Ash Absolver @word_avid]

Rap teaches because there’s people in the comments counting to figure out the seventh letter and I already knew thanks to Professor Yung Joc. 😌

[MARY $HAY BLIGE ★ @blackbratzilla]

Trying to rip off of yet ANOTHER black sitcom for a SECOND time is crazy

[The Best Smelling Man Alive @Timmleavesitin]

U really don’t go to the other side at all. Like it’ll kill decisions… “it’s on the nawf??? I ain’t going”

[Won’t Delete This Until OU Scores @Doc_Texas]

Facts. There are people on the south side that have gone their whole life without ever visiting the nawf.

[black and in the humanities @abemusings]

Cause they hunching them that’s why

[amari 🩷💜💙 @AmariTbh]

what good even is POC solidarity if every race hates black people lol