Matt Briguglio

Employed by Scoops Ahoy! Bacon and pizza are overrated. Michigan Native.

[Matt Briguglio @Briguglio19]

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[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

No-one does it like him.

Bruno Fernandes is the Premier League Player of the Year 🤩❤️

[TCL @TitleTalkTCL]

Tell me I'm wrong...

[NFL on ESPN @ESPNNFL]

In honor of World Autism Awareness Day, the NFL Live studio is filled with drawings from @danorlovsky7's son, Madden 🧩

Great work, Madden 👏 🎨

[Ross Tweets Games @RossTweetsGames]

Me at work: “I can’t wait to play video games tonight”

Me at 7:30pm:

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

Sonic and Knuckles 💔

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

USA DEFEATS CANADA TO WIN THEIR FIRST MEN'S HOCKEY GOLD MEDAL SINCE 1980 🚨🇺🇸

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Whoops……

[Detroit Red Wings @DetroitRedWings]

GOLDEN 🥇🇺🇸

[Conor Ryan @ConorRyan_93]

The Ents showing up to take down Isengard

[Monkey Tilt @MonkeyTilt]

Bad Bunny already has more rushing yards than the Patriots 😂

[ESPN @espn]

From Lions legend to Rams royalty.

Stafford finally gets his MVP crown to add to his collection 👑

[Matt Briguglio @Briguglio19]

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[Brandon Walker @BFW]

What a pathetic crybaby move this is.

Oh my goodness.

[Matt Briguglio @Briguglio19]

You just know Cam was talking shit the whole time this was going on 😂

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Cam Ward best incompletion of all time 💀

(via @NFL)

[Matt Briguglio @Briguglio19]

Best and most underrated coaching hire this cycle.

[Michigan State Football @MSU_Football]

A new era begins in East Lansing!

Welcome home, Coach Fitzgerald!

[Texas Football @TexasFootball]

Arch madness 😏

[Sneaker Bar Detroit @SBDetroit]

EM!!! 🎤

[Matt Briguglio @Briguglio19]

LFGGGGGG!!!

[Next Gen Stats @NextGenStats]

Matthew Stafford completed 13 of 18 passes against the blitz for 161 yards and 4 TDs in the Rams' Week 10 win over the 49ers.

Stafford's 13 TDs against the blitz over the last 3 weeks is 6 more than any other QB in a 3-game span over the last 10 seasons.

#LARvsSF | #RamsHouse