Kelly Brighton

Who reads these anyways

[𝓂𝒾𝓁ℴ 🎀 @eattmilo]

when you help someone out and say "anytime" then they actually come back another time 😭

[أنــــس🍷 @malantrent]

Real gamers started here. 😭❤️‍🔥

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Real lovers are currently single btw

[彼🇿🇦🇵🇹 @_dantesinfern0]

Fuck someone you don’t like, then you’ll realise kissing is more intimate than cracking

[ًyeray•♡ @yerayherr]

yo viendo llegar todas las consecuencias de mi procrastinación

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Twitter not being contact-synced is one of the best features.

[KT @k3NG2_]

Ion need alcohol in my system to blow up a bitch phone I’m on yo ass with a sprite 🤣

[Grand Regent bigbird✬ @terrificprodigy]

Entered a talking stage and her birthday is in 2 days

[Timeless Praise™🤴 @First_alphas]

When you piss off your girl but she still lets you hit

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

Dad: Look at Yamal carrying his country at 18.

Me: Look at Cape Verde's goalkeeper carrying his country at 40

[27. @dimvji]

hate when i leave the house in my idgaf clothes and then i start to gaf

[𝓂𝒾𝓁ℴ 🎀 @eattmilo]

when she sees it growing again after 2 rounds 😭

[yip @yipfella]

uk rappers be like she suck on my willy it’s quite delightful if i catch you in west gloucestershire you’ll catch the rifle

[toye! @iloveyoutoye]

Delivery prices are the final test to see if I really want to buy something.

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

See what a premium pussy can make a man do.

[Felipe Leme @LEME12]

Ancelotti, você prefere colocar o Endrick pra jogar ou virar um urso viado?

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

I’m stuck on Spanish and Portuguese Twitter and I can’t stop laughing man 😭

[Y3MII @fw_Y3MII]

Fuck break up, have you ever spoke to two girls and chose the wrong one

[Goddess🥀 @Swit_zee]

When a rich person says “money isn’t everything”

[ヤ @MatekoBenzaX]

The vampire after I cover my entire body with garlic except my meat