Jake Wood

The purpose of my life, is the salvation of yours.

[Jake Wood @BringInTheJake]

Thank you @mikel_beats for spending 696 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #2020Wrapped https://t.co/wSDlwytE9Q

[Jake Wood @BringInTheJake]

She melts my heart. ❤ https://t.co/kidKOhj3hc

[Jake Wood @BringInTheJake]

I was concerned about whether or not Friday would ever take to Pepper, as a new kitten in the house. Yesterday I saw this and any concern I had melted away. @ Dickinson, New York https://t.co/JnyPoUb75n

[Jake Wood @BringInTheJake]

@JaredBrockway1

[Jake Wood @BringInTheJake]

@GucciHuskyJody We did a spur of the moment trip again last night. I still cried a second time. 😑

[Jake Wood @BringInTheJake]

Netflix notified me of a new Amy Schumer special that I "might be interested in." I have no idea what's going on over there Netflix, but you best fix your algorithm. You couldn't pay me to torture myself that way. #netflix #nothankyou

[Jake Wood @BringInTheJake]

When Jarvis decides to lay down on my pillows, I use him as my pillow. jarv8900 #germanshepherd #puppy https://t.co/dkISe8ALGY

[John Krasinski @johnkrasinski]

...time to go back.
#PartII
5-15-20

[Jake Wood @BringInTheJake]

@TweetsByJoshua Is it as incredible as it looks?? I'm 98% sure it's one of my Christmas gifts...

[Jake Wood @BringInTheJake]

#sploot https://t.co/lMsaFeuqgA

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@nekoama #toospooky

[Jake Wood @BringInTheJake]

@JeannieMWood @b_gap25 This is fantastic 🤣

[DCBC @dickinsonchurch]

Join us this Saturday for our Annual Fall Hay Ride! From 2-4 we will have fall themed activities, snacks, cider, cocoa, and lots of fun! It's a great (FREE) day for the whole family!! @… https://t.co/EpLx10qHZt

[Demetri Martin ([email protected]) @DemetriMartin]

Don't forget to turn your clocks back an hour tonight if you want them to be set to the wrong time.

[Jake Wood @BringInTheJake]

Update: apparently half of the office leaves their phone volumes on anyway... #emergency #hitthedeck #soloud

[Jake Wood @BringInTheJake]

I'm tempted to sneak around the office and turn cellphone volumes up, so that today's test text from the Presidential Alert System fills the office with noise... but I'm on the fence. Thoughts? #officepranks

[Jake Wood @BringInTheJake]

#ItsOctober3rd